nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.
17
1月

O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory)

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.
監査役は最終決算の額が5又は10で割り切れる額は承認しない
オブライエンの原理　(357.73ドルの理論)
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16
1月

Weber's Maxim

A single fact can spoil a good argument.
たった一つの事実が議論を台無しにする
ウェーバーの金言
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15
1月

Ely's Key to Success

Create a need and fill it.
需要を作って、それを満たせ
エリーの成功の秘訣
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14
1月

Addendum to Murphy's Law

You never run out of things that can go wrong.
悪くなる事柄には事欠かない
マーフィーの法則の補足
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13
1月

Murphy's Eigth Corollary

Every solution breeds new problems.
すべての解は新たな問題を生む
マーフィーの第八の推論
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11
1月

Howe's Theory

There is some advice that is too good—the advice to love your enemies, for example.
非常にに結構なアドバイスがある—たとえば、汝の敵を愛せよとか
ホーの理論
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10
1月

Murphy's Third Corollary

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
いくつかの事柄が悪くなる可能性を持っているとき、最も損害の大きいものが悪くなる
マーフィーの第三の推論
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09
1月

Rule of Defacturization

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
情報は官僚組織を遡って行く毎に劣化して行く
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08
1月

Van Loy's First Law

If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, then you don’t need advice.
良いアドバイスと悪いアドバイスを見分けることができるのなら、アドバイスは不要だ
ヴァン ロイの第一法則
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07
1月

Howe's Law

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
誰もが役に立たない計画を持っている
ホーの法則
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06
1月

Murphy's First Corollary

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
何事も見た目より容易ではない
マーフィーの第一推論
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04
1月

Debever's Lost Law

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

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03
1月

Green's Law of　Devate

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
自分がなにを言っているのかわからない限り、すべてのことは実現可能である。
グリーンの議論の法則
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02
1月

Bloch's Corollary

If everything can go wrong, it will.
すべてが悪くなる可能性のある場合、そうなる
ブロックの推論
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01
1月

Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will.
何かが悪くなる可能性のある場合、そうなる
マーフィーの法則
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31
12月

Courteline's Codicil

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
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30
12月

Bechap's Law

Beauty times brains equal a constant.
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28
12月

Jilly's Law

The worth the haircut, the alower it grows out.
理髪店で失敗した後、髪が元通りになるのは遅い
ジリーの法則
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27
12月

Jones's Motto

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
友は来ては去る、敵は増え続ける
ジョーンズのモットー
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26
12月

Law of Reruns

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a return of trhe same episode.
連続テレビ番組を一度だけ見た後、再度見る機会があれば、それは最初に見たと同じ回である
再放送の法則
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25
12月

Denniston's Law

Virtue is its own punishment.
才能を持っていること自体が罰である
デニストンの法則
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24
12月

Cheit's Lament

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you — the next time he’s in need.
友を助けたとき、相手はきっと覚えている。次に助けが必要になった時のために
シャイトの嘆き
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23
12月

The Spare Button Principle

Shirts that come with extra buttons are never missing bottuns.
予備のボタンの付いているシャツのボタンは決して取れない
予備のボタンの原理
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21
12月

Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy

If you put a spoonfull wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel of wine, you get sewage.
樽一杯の汚水にスプーン一杯のワインを入れても汚水、樽一杯のワインにスプーン一杯の汚水を入れても汚水
ショーペンハウアーのエントロピーの法則
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20
12月

F.P.Jones's Observation

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
子供は予測不可能だ。次はどんな不合理なことをやらかすか分からない
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19
12月

Mom's Law

A show-off is any child who is more talented than yours.
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18
12月

MacPherson's Theory of Entropy

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.
正しく仕舞われているものを取り出すエネルギーは、それを元に戻すためのエネルギーより少ない
マクファーソンのエントロピー理論
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17
12月

Logan's Lament

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral.
最も仲の良い友人のお互いの葬儀に参列できない
ローガンの嘆き
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16
12月

Voltaire's Rule

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
係争が長引いているのは双方とも悪いせいだ
ヴォルテールの規則

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14
12月

Liz Taylor's Observation

The problem with people who has no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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13
12月

Bloch's Rebutal To Boob's Law

You always find something in the first place you look, but you never find it the first time you look there.
常に最初に見た場所にそれはある、しかし最初にその場所を見たときには見つからない
ブロックのブーブの法則に対する反証

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