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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 10月, 2014

R.A.Wilson's Rule

Reality is whatever you can get away with.

現実とは何であれ逃避できるものである

 

R.A.ウィルソンの規則

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Greek Proverb

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.

まず独立して収入を確保せよ、そのうえで徳行を詰め

 

ギリシャの諺

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Blake's Generalization

To generalization is to be an idiot.

一般化をする奴ば馬鹿だ

 

ブレークの一般化

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Aquinas's Warning

Beware the man of one book.

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Noel Coward's Comment

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

建物が高ければ高い程、モラルは低い

 

ノエルコワードのコメント

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J.W.'s Rule

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;  the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

何もすることがないことは嬉しくない;やることがいっぱいあって、やっていないことが楽しい

J.W.の規則

 

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Malek's Law

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

どのような単純な考えても、非常に複雑な言い方で書かれる

 

マレクの法則

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Feinberg's Principle

Memory serves its own master.

記憶はその持ち主の良いようになる

 

ファインバーグの原理

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Westheimer's Rule

To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. Thus we allocate two says for a one-hour task.

ある仕事をするのに必要な時間を算出するのにあたって、自分が必要と思う時間を2倍して、単位をその次の高いものにせよ。そうすると2時間の仕事に2日の見積もりができる

 

ウェストハイマーの規則

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The Rule of Way Out

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn’t work out.

いつも、それがうまく行かなかった時のため説明に逃げ道を作っておけ

 

逃げ道の法則

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The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

黄金を持っている奴がルールを作る

 

芸術と科学の黄金則

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The Executive Principle

You can’t steal second base and keep one feet on first.

 

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Steiner’s Precept

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

論理は何が可能で何が不可能かは教えてくれない

 

シュタイナーの知覚

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Avery's Observation

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor as you get up.

 

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Patton's Law

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

今日の良い計画は明日の完璧な計画より良い

 

パットンの法則

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Spencer’s Law of Accountancy

1. Trial balance isn’t.

2. Working capital isn’t.

3. Liquidity tends to run out.

4. Return on investments won’t.

1. 試算表は合わない

2. 流動資本は流動しない

3. 流動資産は枯渇する

4.投資は回収できない

 

スペンサーの経理部員の法則

 

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Laws of Truth in Reporting

1. The closer you are to the facts of a situation, the more obvious are the errors ion the news coverage.

2. The farther you are from the facts of a situation, the more you need to believe news coverage.

1.実際に近い所にいればいるほど、ニュースの間違いが多い

2.その状況から遠い所にいればいるほどニュースを信じがちになる

 

報道の真実の法則

 

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Gingold's Law of Theater

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.

劇場で働いているということは失業状態と多くの共通点がある

 

ギンゴルドの劇場の法則

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The Eleventh Commandment

Thou shalt not committee.

汝委員会をすることなかれ

 

第11の戒め

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Frrst Law of Money Dynamnics

A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.

思いがけない臨時収入は、思いがけない不時の出費で帳消しにされる

 

金銭力学の第一法則

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Parks's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes

Whatever goes up, stays up.

 

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Wolinsky's Law

Teamwork is wasting half of one’s time explaining to others why they are wrong.

チームワークとは、相手に向かってどうして彼らが間違っているかの説明するために半分の時間を無駄にすることである

 

ウォリンスキーの法則

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Hane's Law

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

物事が悪くなるのに限度はない

 

へインの法則

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Lampner's Law of Conferences

You can’t be 100 percent right, but you can be 100 percent wrong.

自分が100%良いということはないが、100%悪いということはある

 

ランプナーの会議の法則

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Collins's Conference Principle

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

一番抑揚のない声で話した話者が食事の後では最も良く喋る

 

コリンズの会議の原理

 

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Dude's Law of Duality

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

2つの可能性のある出来事のうち、起こって欲しくない方が起こる

 

デュードの二元性の法則

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Mitchell's Second law of Committollogy

Once a way to screw up a project is presented for consideration, it will invariably be accepted as the soundest solution.

一旦プロジェクトを駄目にしそうな案が提案されると、いつもきまって最も堅実な案であるとされる

 

ミッチェルの委員会の第二法則

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