nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 3月, 2011

Fahnstock's Rule of Failure

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

失敗したらその小はすべて破棄せよ

ファーンストックの失敗の規則

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Gilbertson's Law

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

充分才能のある馬鹿に対してフールプルーフはあり得ない

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Dude's Law Duality

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

2つの起こりうる事象のうち起こって欲しくない方が発生する

デュードの法則の二重性

Both of them are undesired, the one which leads to severe result will occur.

二つとも起こって欲しくない場合は、最もひどい結果をもたらすほうが起きる

Nnezou’s corollary

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Friedman's Fact

In a bureaucratic system, useless work drives out useful work.

官僚的機構では、無用な仕事が有用な仕事に変化する

フリードマンの事実

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Haldane's Law

The universe is not only queerer than imagine, it’s queerer than we can imagine.

宇宙は想像以上に不思議ではなく、我々が想像できる以上に不思議である

ハルデ-ンの法則

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Walter's Law

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles.

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Perrusel's Law

There is no job so simple that is cannot be done wrong.

間違いようのないほど単純な仕事というものは存在しない

ペルーゼルの法則

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The Queue Principle

The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

列に長い時間並んでいればいるほど、間違った列にいる可能性が高い

列の原理

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Steiner's Precept

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

論理では何が可能で何が不可能か判断できない

スタイナーの格言

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Phillips's rule

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

論理に対する防御は無視である

フィリップすの規則

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McGee's First Law

It’s amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on.

自分の仕事でないものの進みの遅いことには驚く

マギーの第一法則

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Cannon's Canon

Experience is what causes you to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

経験とは、新しいミスを作り出すものであり、古い経験を付加するものではない

キャノンの戒律

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Ely's Key To Success

需要を作って、満たせ

エリーの成功の秘訣

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Segal's Law

A man with one watch knows what time it is.

A man with two watches is never sure.

時計を一つだけ持っている人間は今何時か知っている

時計を二つ持っている人間は常に自信がない

セガールの法則

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Mullins's Obervation

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

優柔不断は柔軟性の鍵である

マリンズの観察

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Utvich's Law

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.

一つの正確な測定は1000人の専門家の意見に値する

アトビッチの法則

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Law of Retrospection

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

線路ばかり見ていても列車がどちらに行ったかわからない

回想の法則

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Planer's Rule

AN exception granted becomes a right expected the next time it is requested.

一度例外として認められたものは、次に求められるときには当然の権利となっている

プラナーの規則

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Young's Rule of Delegation

When moving a pregnant cat, pick up the cat and let her take care of the kittens.

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Jones' Law

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

物事が悪くなっているのに笑っていられる人間は、それを誰かのせいにできると思っているからだ

ジョーンズの法則

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Lucas's Law

No one has ever elected a monument to a committee.

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Gourd’s Axiom

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.

会議とは、議事録が得られて、時間が失われると言う催しである

グードの金言

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Ladman's Law

Religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

宗教は休日が異なっているために基本的に罪悪である

ラドマンの法則

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Kissinger's commnent

The nice thing being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault.

有名人であることの利点は、人々に疲れた時、それが自分達のせいであると思ってくれることである

キッシンジャーのコメント

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Bloch's Axiom

After spending an hour for searching a missing document, one can re-create it in less than ten minutes.

なくした書類を捜すのに1時間を費やした後再作成するのに10分もかからない

ブロックの金言

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Goldsmith's Rule

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

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Buffet's Bromide

When the tide goes out, you can tell who’s been swimming naked.

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