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Archive for 11月, 2011

Ryan’s Application of Parkinson’s Law

Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.

持ち物は置き場所が一杯になるまで増える

ライアンのパーキンソンの法則の応用

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Bell’s Theorem

When body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

体が完全に水に浸った瞬間に電話が鳴る

ベルの定理

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Minton’s Law of Painting

Any paint, no matter what the quality of composition, will adhere permanently to any surface if applied accidentally.

どのようなペンキも、その配合によらず、たまたま付着した場所に永久に残る

ミントンのペンキの法則

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Seventh Law of Kitchen Confusion

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal, the greater the chance your guest will spend the entire meal discussing other meals they have had.

時間とエネルギーをつぎ込めばつぎ込むほど、客は以前食べた食事の話をずっとすることになる可能性が高くなる

台所の混乱の第七法則

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Skoff’s Law

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

子供は決して汚い床にはこぼさない

スコッフの法則

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Sixth Law of Kitchen Confusion

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be one thing your guest is allergic to.

食料品店にわざわざ行って買ってきた材料は、客のアレルギー源だった

台所の混乱の第六法則

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Jeff’s Law of Procrastination

Hard work has a future payoff; Laziness pays off now.

苦労は後になって報われる
怠惰はすぐに報いが来る

ジェフの遅延の法則

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Debera’s Law

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor you are not.

三階建てでエレベータが一つしかないビルでは、10回中9回は駕籠は自分のいない階にいる

デネバの法則

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Doane’s Second Law of Procrastination

The slower one works, the fewer mistakes one makes.

仕事がのろければミスも少ない

ドアンの遅延の第二法則

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Sandiland’s Law

Free time that unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.

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Doane’s First Law of Procrastination

The more proficient one is at procrastination, the less proficient one need be at all else.

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Shapiro’s Law of Reward

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

一番働かなかった奴が一番アピールする

シャピロの報酬の法則

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Strano’s Law

When all else fails, thr the boss’s suggestion.

全部うまく行かなかったら上司の提案を試して見ろ

ストラノの法則

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Launegayer’s Observation

Asking dumb question is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

下らない質問をすることはつまらないミスを訂正するより簡単だ

ローネガイヤーの観察

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Bogovich’s Law

He who hesitates is probably right.

尻込みしている奴は多分正しい

ボゴビッチの法則

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Oliver’s Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are!

何処に行こうとも自分は今居る所に居る

オリバーの場所の法則

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Rune’s Rule

If you don’t care where you are, you ain’t lost.

自分がどこにいるか気しなければ道に迷うこともない

ルネの規則

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Kauffman’s Law of Airports

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

ゲートまでの距離は乗り継ぎ時間に反比例する

カウフマンの空港の法則

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Hyman’s Highway Hypothesis

The shortest distance between two point is usually under construction.

2地点間の最短経路は必ず工事中である

ハイマンの高速道路の仮説

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The Fifth Rule of Politics

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

政治家がアイディアを思いついたら、必ず間違った理解をする

政治の第五法則

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Law of Product Testing

A component selected at random from a group having 99 percent reliability will be a member of the 1 percent group.

99パーセントの信頼度の集団から選ばれたサンプルは残りの1パーセント からのものであ る

製品試験の法則

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Campbell's Maxim

Hell is the place where everything tests perfectly and nothing works.

地獄とはテストでは完璧だが実地で役に立たない場所のことを言う

キャンベルの金言

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The Einstein Extension of Parkinson's Law

A work project expands to fill the space available.

プロジェクトの遂行用のスペースはあるだけ必要になる

アインシュタインによるパーキンソンの法則の拡張

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Parkinson's First Law

Work expands to the time available for its completion; the thing to be done swells in perceived importance and complexity in amdirect ratio with the time to be spent in its completion.

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Hecht's Law

There is no time like the present for postponing what you don’t want to do.

やりたくないことを先延ばしするのに今ほど適した時はない

ヘクトの法則

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Frost's Rule

A liberal is a man too broad minded to take his own side in a quarrel.

自由主義者とは議論を自分の側に引き寄せる必要もないほど大様な心の持ち主である

フロストの規則

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