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Archive for 8月, 2013

The Unapplicable Law

Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work.

雨を降らせようとして洗車してもそうはならない

適用不可の法則

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Murphy's Law of Research

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

十分な研究は自分の理論を裏付ける

 

マーフィーの研究の法則

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Burke's Rule

Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
Corollary
Create problems for which only you have the answer.
答えを持っていない問題を作るな。
推論
自分だけが答えを持っている問題を作れ
バークの規則
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Santayana's First Law

Sanity is madness put to good use
正気とは、上手く使われている狂気である
サンタヤナの第一法則
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Ferguson's Precept

Crisis is when you can’t say, “Let’s forget the whole thing.
危機とは、「全て忘れよう」とは言っていられない時のことである
ファーガソンの教訓
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Kubin's Maxim

How feeble are Man’s efforts against the unyielding forces on Nature – until the struggle is recounted for the grandchildren.
厳然とした自然の力の前に、何と人間の力はか弱いことか。…孫に語って聞かせるまでは。
クビンの金言
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Big Al's Law

A good solution can be successfully applied problem.
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Dick's Lemma

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
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Gutierrez's Law

True freedom is freedom from choice.
真の自由は選択からの解放である
グティエレスの法則
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The Kibbitzer's Rule

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
その問題について何も知らないならば、解決策を提案するのはたやすいことだ
キビッツァーの規則
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Coit-Murphy's Statement on the Power of Negative Thinking

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.
楽観主義者には嬉しい驚きというものはない
コイト-マーフィーのネガティブ思考の力に関する声明
posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Twain's Observation

If you abstain from drinking, smoking and carousing you may not live longer – but it will feel longer.
飲酒、喫煙、酔って馬鹿騒ぎすることを控えるのならば長くは生きられないが、しかし長く感じるだろう
トゥエインの観察
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Milliken's Maxim

Insanity is doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results.
狂気とは、同じことを同じ方法で行って、違った結果を期待することだ
ミリケンの金言
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Morris's Law

Anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong – the true test is admitting it to someone else.
自分が間違っていたことを認めるのはやさしい。本当に難しいのは、それを人のせいにすることだ
モリスの法則
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Jerry's Law

Just because everything is different doesn’t mean anything has changed.
全ては異なるということが、全てが変わったということにはならない
ジェリーの法則
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First Postulate of Iso-Murphism

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
何物とも等しくないものは、全ての物と等しい
等価マーフィーの法則の第一の仮定
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Marge's Law

People who don’t believe anything will believe the worst of other people.
何事も信じない人は他人の最も悪い部分を信じる
マージの法則
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Webster's Insurance Law

Damage rarely exceeds the deductible.
被害額が免責額を超えることは滅多にない
ウェブスターの保険の法則
posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,生活 - Daily life and have No Comments

Herman's Law

A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
良いスケープゴートは、解決策と同じ位都合が良い
ハーマンの法則
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Beryl's Second Law

It’s always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.自分が直接絡んでいない問題の両面をみることは、常に簡単だ
ベリルの第二法則
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Flugg's Law

When you need to knock on woods when you realize the world’s composed od alminum and vinyl.
何事か悪い事が起こらないよう木を叩こうととすると、世の中はアルミとビニールでできていることを知る
フラッグの法則
posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Grhad's Observation

We’re making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
我々は進歩している。なぜならば物事の悪化の割合が遅いから。
グラドの観察
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McGuffin's Law

It’s easy to see the bright side of other people’s problems.
他人の問題の明るい側面を見ることは簡単である
マクガフィンの法則
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Ducharme's Predict

Opoortunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
チャンスは最も都合の悪い時にやって来る
ドゥシャームの予言
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Ver dae Byl's Law

It is betterto get nowhere fast than to get nowhere slowly.
何処かに早く着く方が、遅く着くよりも良い
バーデビルの法則
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An adult is a deteriorated child.

An adult is a deteriorated child.
大人はだめになった子供である
ダンパーの幼形成熟の原理
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