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Murphy’s First Law of Technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

論理とは誤った結論に確信を持って到達する系統的手法である

マーフィーのテクノロジーの第一法則

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Wolf’s Law

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.

理想主義は経験に先立ち、冷笑主義は後に来る

ウルフの法則

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Hadley’s Laws of Clothing Shopping

1. If you like it, they don’t have it in your size.

2. If you like it and it’s in your size, it doesn’t fit anyway.

3. If you like it and it fits, you can’t afford it.

1. 気に入っても合うサイズがない

2. 気に入ってサイズが合っても、とにかく似合わない

3. 気に入って、似合うとしても、高くて買えない

ハドレーの衣類の買い物の法則

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Greer’s Law

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.

コンピュータプログラムはあなたが言ったとおりにやる。して欲しいことではなく

グリーアの法則

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Napoleon’s Rule

Religion is what keeps the poor from murderling the rich.

宗教とは貧乏人が金持ちを殺さないようにするためのものである

ナポレオンの規則

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Watson’s Law

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

機械の信頼性は見ている人の数と重要性に反比例する
ワトソンの法則

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Johnson’s Law

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
どのような機械仕掛けも壊れる時は最も間の悪い時に壊れる

ジョンソンの法則

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Gore’s Second Law of Design Engineering

That component of any circuit which has the shortest service life will be placed in the least accessible location.

最も交換頻度の高い部品は、最も手の届き難い位置にある

 

ゴアの設計の第二法則

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McGoorty’s Maxim

One of the worst thing that can happen in life is to win a bet n a horse at an early age.

人生で起こりうる最大の凶事は若い時に競馬で大穴を当てることである

マゴーティの格言

 

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Schweitzer’s Rule

As we acquire more knowledge, things do not become more comprehensible but more mysterious.
知識を得れば得る程、物事は普遍的にならずに神秘的になる
シュバイツァーの規則
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Issawi – Wilcox Principle

Problems increase in geometric ratio, solution in arithmetic ratio,

問題は相乗的に増加するが解は相加的にしか増えない

 

イザーウィ – ウィルコックスの原理

 

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Disraeli’s Dictum

Error is often more earnest than truth.
間違いは真実より正しく見えることが多くある

ディズレーリの金言

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Hane’s law

There is no limit to how bad things can get

物事がこれ以上悪くならないと言う限度はない。
< ヘインの法則 >

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Manly’s Axiom

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

論理とは誤った結論に確信を持って到達する系統的手法である

マンリーの金言

 

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Flugg’s Law

When you need to knock on woods when you realize the world’s composed od alminum and vinyl.

何事か悪い事が起こらないよう木を叩こうととすると、世の中はアルミとビニールでできていることを知る

フラッグの法則

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Hofstadter’s Law

Things always take longer than you anticipate, even if you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.

物事は自分が予測したより長くかかる。たとえホフシュタッターの法則を考慮に入れたとしても

ホフシュタッターの法則

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Tussman’s Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

自分の時が来たという勘違いは誰にでもある

タスマンの法則

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Ginsberg’s Theorem

1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even quit the game.

1. 勝てない
2. 引き分けにもできない
3. 抜け出せない

ギンズバーグの定理

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Richard’s Complementaly rules of Ownership

1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

1. それを十分長く持っていたならそれを捨てて良い
2. それを捨てて、すでに取り返すことのできない状況になるとすぐにそれが必要になる
リチャードの所有に関する補足的な規則

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Clarke’s Law of Evolution

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

知性は今後も生き残っていく価値があるかどうか、まだ証明されていない

クラークの改革の法則

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Young’s Law of Inanimate Mobility

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

 

非生物でも進路をふさぐくらいには移動できる

ヤングの非生物の移動性の法則

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The Cardinal Conundrum

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.

A pessimist fears this it’s true.

楽観主義者は、自分は最良の世界に生きていると考える

悲観主義者はそれが本当であることを恐れる

非常に重大な謎

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The Inapplicable Law

Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work.

雨を降らせようとして洗車しても、そうならない

適用不可の法則

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Coit-Murphy’s Statement on the Power of Negative Thinking

It is impossible for optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

楽観主義者にはうれしい驚きというものはない

コイト-マーフィーの悲観的思考の力に関する声明

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Ducharme’s Precept

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

チャンスは最もチャンスのないときに訪れる

ドゥシャームの教訓

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Langsam’s Laws

1.    Everything depends.

2.    Nothing is always.

3.    Everything is sometimes.

1. すべては従属する

2. すべては常在しない

3. すべては時々出現する

ラングサムの法則

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Fulton’s Law of Gravity

The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

壊れやすいものが落ちるときに受け止めようとする動きは、それがそのまま落ちた時よりも大きなダメージをもたらす

フルトンの重力の法則
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Finman’s Bargain Basement Principle

The one you want is never the one on sale.

欲しいものは決して売られていない

フィンマンの特売場の原理

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Jeff’s Theory of Stock Market

The price of a stock moves inversely to the number of shares purchased.

株価は自分が購入した株数に反比例する

ジェフの株式市場の理論

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Horwood’s Sixth Law

f you have the right data, you have the wrong problem.

正しいデータがあるのなら、問題が間違っている

ハーウッドの第6法則

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Westheimer’s Discovery

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

2ヶ月研究室に閉じこもっても、2時間ほど数回図書室に行けば済む話

ウェストハイマーの発見

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