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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 7月, 2011

Pfeifer's Principle

Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.

他にさせられるのならば決して自分で決断をするな

ファイファーの原則

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Fox on Levelology

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

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Acheson's Rule of Bureaucracy

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

メモは読み手に情報を伝えるのではなく、書き手を保護するために書かれる

アチソンの官僚主義の規則

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Jacobson's Law

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

仕事を生み出さない組織ほど再編される

ジェイコブソンの法則

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Morris's Law of Conferences

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

最も聞きたい論文発表は次に聞きたい論文発表と同時に予定されている

モリスの会議の法則

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Sweeney's Law

The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

進捗報告書の長さは実際の進捗に反比例する

スウィーニーの法則

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Toynbee's Rule

In matters in religion, it is very easy to deceive mankind and very difficult to undeceive them.

宗教に関して言えば、人々を騙すことは簡単だが、迷いから醒まさせるのは非常に難しい

トインビーの規則

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Peterson's Principle

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beggining of a dinner hour.

会議の終了時刻と晩飯の開始時刻は絶対遅らせるな

ピーターソンの原則

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Layburn's Rule

If you want to get along, go along.

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Wolinski's Law

Teamwork is wasting half of one’s time explaining to others why they are wrong.

チームワークとは時間の半分をなぜ彼らが間違っているかの説明に費やす事である

ウォリンスキーの法則

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First Law of Money Dynamics

A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.

ひょんなことで手に入った予定外の収入は同額の予定外の支出で相殺される

金銭力学の第一法則

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Linton's Law

Growth is directly proportional to promises made; profit is inversely proportional to promises kept.

成長は行った約束の数に比例する、利益は守った約束の数に反比例する

リントンの法則

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The Awful Truth

Estate planning is not intended to protect estate if you die. It is intended to protect your estate when you die.

遺産の計画は万が一自分が死んだ時のために財産を保護するものではなく、死んだ時のためのものである

恐ろしい真実

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The Luncheon Law

The person who suggests splitting the bill evenly is always the person who orderds the most expensive meal.

割り勘にするよう提案する奴はいつも高いものを注文した奴だ

昼飯の法則

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Kissinger's Codicil

Ninety percent of politicians give the other 10 percent a bad name.

90パーセントの政治家が残りの10パーセントに悪名を押し付ける

キッシンジャーの追加条項

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Veale's Rule

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.

常に良い投球は良い打撃を打ち負かす。逆もまた同様

ビールの規則

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Einstein on Life

Reality is merely in illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

現実は幻に過ぎない。労働こそ永続的なもの

実生活のアインシュタイン

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Spelman's Stationery Dynamic

Paper multiplies; pens disappear.

紙は何倍にも増えてゆく、ペンはなくなる

スペルマンの文房具の力学

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Irv's Law of Golf

Any swing improvement will only last three holes.

スイングが旨くなってもその効果は3ホールしか続かない

アーヴのゴルフの法則

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Sauget's Law

Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.

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Clarke's Law of Evolution

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

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Kegley's Law

If a pickpocket meets a saint, he sses only his pockets.

スリが聖人と遭ってもそのポケットしか見ない

ケグレーの法則

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Calrke's Third Law

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

充分発達した科学技術は手品と区別がつかない

クラークの第三法則

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Holmes's Homily

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

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Gilbert's Law of Sports

Wherever you park, your seats will be on the other side of the stadium.

どこに駐車しようとも、自分の席はスタジアムの反対側にある

ギルバートのスポーツの法則

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Solomon's Solution

Always provide your advisary two options, one of which is much worse than the one you are seeking.

常に二つのアドバイスを用意しておけ … 一つは自分が持っているものよりもっと悪い結果になるようなものを

ソロモンの解

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