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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 5月, 2011

Weber's Maxim

A singla fact can spoil a good argumant.

楽しく議論していてもたった一つの事実が台なしにしてしまう

ウェーバーの金言

posted by ndaznnez in 悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Feinberg's Principle

Memory serves its own master.

思い出はその持ち主に良いようになる

ファインバーグの原理

posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human and have No Comments

France's Law of Folly

If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

百万人がばかげたことを信じているとしてもばかげたことに違いはない

フランクの愚行の法則

posted by ndaznnez in Wisdom,人間 - Human and have No Comments

Lowe's Law

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

成功は個人的な場でなされ、失敗は満場注視の中で起こる

ローの法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて and have No Comments

Mile's Law

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

どこに立つかはどこに座るかによる

マイルの法則

posted by ndaznnez in 人間関係 - Human relationship,処世 - Getting on in life and have No Comments

Good's Rule for Dealing with Bureaucracies

When government bureau’s remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.

政府の改善策が自分の問題に対応できていないならば、改善策ではなく、自分の問題を変えろ

グッドの官僚主義との付き合い方

posted by ndaznnez in 処世 - Getting on in life,政治/官僚/企業/組織 - Politics/Buraucracy/Enterprise/Organasation and have No Comments

Evan's Law

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don’t understand the problem.

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Parker's Law of Political Statements

The truth of any proposition has nothing to do with its credibility and vice versa.

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Katz's Law

Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

人間と国家はその他の可能性がすべて閉ざされたときに合理的に行動する

カッツの法則

posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human,政治/官僚/企業/組織 - Politics/Buraucracy/Enterprise/Organasation,社会 - Community/Society and have No Comments

Gresham's Law

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never solved.

些細な事柄はすぐに処理される; 重要事項は永久に解決されない

グレシャムの法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,政治/官僚/企業/組織 - Politics/Buraucracy/Enterprise/Organasation and have No Comments

Cheops’s Law

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

スケジュール通りに、或いは予算通りに建ったものはない

 

チョプスの法則

 

posted by ndaznnez in プロジェクト - Projects and have No Comments

Brien's Law

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

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Wincoln's Law

There are three kinds of people -0 those who can count and those who can’t.

世の中には3種類の人々がいる– 数えることのできる人と、できない人と。

ウィンカーンの法則

posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human and have No Comments

Firth's Theorem

Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity.

5は無限にほぼ近い数字である

ファースの定理

posted by ndaznnez in ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,プロジェクト - Projects,生活 - Daily life,社会 - Community/Society and have No Comments

The Callaway's Lament

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

宇宙で不渡り小切手ほど高速に移動するものはない

キャラウェイの嘆き

posted by ndaznnez in お金 - Money,ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory and have No Comments

Law of the Lost inch

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.pm on Friday.

どのような建築物でも金曜日の午後4時40分以降は寸法の合計が合うことはない

失われた1インチの法則

posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human and have No Comments

Seventh Law of Product Design

No problem is so large that it can’t be fit in somewhere.

問題がないと言うことは、どかに押し込めることができないほど大きい問題だ

設計の第七法則

posted by ndaznnez in ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,プロジェクト - Projects and have No Comments

The Basic Law of Construction

Cut it large and kick it into place.

大きめに切って蹴り込め

建築の基本法則

posted by ndaznnez in ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,プロジェクト - Projects and have No Comments

Osborn's Law

Variables won’t, constants aren’t.

変数は変化しないし、定数は一定にならない

オズボーンの法則

posted by ndaznnez in ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,科学技術 - Science and technology and have No Comments

Last Law of Product Design

If you can’t fix it, feature it.

直すことができないのならば、それを売りとしろ

設計の最終法則

posted by ndaznnez in ビジネス/オフィス/工場 - Business/Office/Factory,処世 - Getting on in life and have No Comments

Captain Penny's Law

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you can’t fool mom.

全員を一時だますこと、または一部の人間をずっとだますことはできても母親は無理だ

ペニー船長の法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,人間 - Human and have No Comments

The Guest Rule

Never mistake endurance for hospitality.

歓待は続くものと言う誤解はするな

ゲストの規則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,人間関係 - Human relationship,処世 - Getting on in life and have No Comments

Law of Opportunity

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.

世界が自分の所に押しかけて来る唯一の時は、自分が浴室にいる時である

好機の法則

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Mrs. Fergus's Observation

The lost sock reappears only after its match has been discarded.

片方が見えなくなった靴下はそれを捨てた後に見つかる

ファーガス夫人の観察

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,生活 - Daily life and have No Comments

Pulliam's Postulate

Never step in anything soft.

何にしろ甘いことには足を踏み入れるな

プリアムの公準

posted by ndaznnez in 人生 - Life and have No Comments

Gillette's Law of Telephone Dynamnics

The phone call you’ve been waiting for comes the minute you’re out the door.

待ち望んでいた電話は外に出たほんの数分の間にかかってくる

ジレットの電話力学の法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて and have No Comments