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Archive for 11月, 2016

Fulton’s Law of Gravity

The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

壊れやすいものが落ちるときに受け止めようとする動きは、それがそのまま落ちた時よりも大きなダメージをもたらす

フルトンの重力の法則
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Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics

The severity of itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

かゆみのひどさは手の届く範囲からの距離に比例する

ザドラの生体工学の法則

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W.C. Field’s Maxim

Start everyday off with a smile and get it over with.

 

毎日を笑顔で始め、乗り切ろう

W.C. フィールドの金言

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Postal Principle

People usually get what’s coming to them…unless it’s been mailed.

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Sinclair’s Rule

It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

そいつの給料が、問題を理解しないことに対して支払われている時、何かをわからせることは困難だ

シンクレアの規則

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Finman’s Bargain Basement Principle

The one you want is never the one on sale.

欲しいものは決して売られていない

フィンマンの特売場の原理

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Nigerian Proverb

When the mouse laughs at the cat, there’s a hole nearby.

ネズミが猫を笑っている時は、傍に穴がある時だ

ナイジェリアの格言

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The Fame Principle

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

名声の最終試験は、それが自分のことだと思う気違いが出て来ることだ

名声の原理

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Dryer’s Driving Principle

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

間違いを2回取り返しても正しく(Right)ならない、しかし3回左折(Left)するとそうなる

ドライヤーの運転の原理

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Dilling’s Diet Rule

The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

ダイエットを続けるより辛いことは、それを黙っていることだ

ディリングのダイエットの規則

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Chesterton’s Chestnut

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.

それが何のためら建てられたかわからないままフェンスを取り壊すな

チェスタートンの冗談(Chestnut)

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De Balzak’s Axiom

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.

莫大な遺産の陰に犯罪あり

ド バルザックの金言

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Jeff’s Theory of Stock Market

The price of a stock moves inversely to the number of shares purchased.

株価は自分が購入した株数に反比例する

ジェフの株式市場の理論

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Marks’s Law of Monetary Equalization

A fool and your money are soon partners.

馬鹿と金はすぐにくっつく

マークの財政均一化の法則

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Shaffer’s Law

The effectiveness of politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

政治家の効率性は、自分の主義に対する忠実度に反比例する

シャファーの法則

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Lovka’s First Political Principle

There is no sincerity like a politician telling a lie.

政治家が嘘をついている時ほどのまじめさは他にない

ロブカの第一政治原理

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The Oil Spill Principle

People will accept any bad news if the magnitude of the disaster is revealed gradually.

人々は災害のひどさを、それが徐々に知らされたときに受け入れる

原油流出の原理

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Heine’s Law

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

敵を許すべきである、ただし処刑された後に

ハイネの法則

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Klipstein’s Second Law of General Engineering

Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule.

納期の確実さは、スケジュールの余裕に反比例する

クリップシュタインの一般エンジニアリングの第二法則

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Klipstein’s First Law of General Engineering

A patent application will be preceded by a similar application submitted one week earlier by an independent worker.

特許は、別の人間から1週間早く申請される

クリップシュタインの一般エンジニアリングの第一法則

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Voltaire’s Principle

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

政府が間違っている時に自分が正しいのは危険だ

ボルテールの原則

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Horwood’s Sixth Law

f you have the right data, you have the wrong problem.

正しいデータがあるのなら、問題が間違っている

ハーウッドの第6法則

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McFee’s Maxim

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost.

物質は生成も消失もしない。失われるだけだ

マクフィーの金言

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Bershader’s Law

Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.

同じ研究室の中では、理論と実験の結果は驚くほど一致する

バーシェイダーの法則

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Westheimer’s Discovery

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

2ヶ月研究室に閉じこもっても、2時間ほど数回図書室に行けば済む話

ウェストハイマーの発見

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Bates Law of Research

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they’re blind.

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Lerman’s Law of Technology

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Corollary

You are never given enough time or money.

どのような技術的課題も金と時間かあれば解決可能だ

推論

金と時間がない

ラーマンの技術法則

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