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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 1月, 2013

Langer's Law

If the line moves quickly, you’re in the wrong line.

 

列が早く流れているならば、間違った列に並んでいる

 

ランガーの法則

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The Linear Accelerator Principle

The shorter the line, the slower it moves.

 

列が短ければ流れるのが遅い

 

線形加速器の原理

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Throop's Axiom

The universe is not user friendly.

 

宇宙はユーザーフレンドリーではない

 

スループの金言

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Osburn's Axiom

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

コンピュータには知性はない。彼等が勝手にそう思っているだけだ

オズバーンの金言

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Murphy's asymmetry Principle

Things go wrong all at once, but things go right gradually.

 

It takes no time at all to break something, but it takes forever to have something repaired.

<Corollary>

 

物事は全てが一度に悪くなるが、良くなる時は徐々に良くなる

マーフィーの非対称原理

 

何であれ壊すのは一瞬だが、修理は永久にされない

<推論>

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Buffett's Poker Principle

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the pasty is, you’re the pasty.

 

 

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Just's Law of Traffic Behavior

The more decrepit the vehicle, the more maniacal the driver.

 

乗り物がぼろぼろであればあるほど乗り手はマニアックになる

 

ジャストの交通行動の法則

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Mirloy's Law

All machines have an innate sense of irresponsibility.

 

全ての機械には先天的に責任の意識がない

 

ミルロイの法則

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Pearl's TV Principle

If it is a two-part program, you will miss the first part.

 

二部構成の番組だったら、第一部を見逃す

 

パールのテレビの原理

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Dryer's Driving Principlete

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

 

間違いを二つ冒したら正しくなる(right)と言うことはないが、3回左折したら右(right)に行く

 

ドライヤーの運転の原理

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Paul's Law

You can’t fall off the floor.

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The fame Principle

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

 

名声を持つと言うことの最終関門は、それは自分であると言うとんでもない考えを持つ人間が出現することである

 

名声の原理

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Fulton's Law of Gravity

The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

 

落ちる壊れ物を受け止めようとする試みは、そのまま落ちたときより大きなダメージをもたらす

 

フルトンの重力の法則

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Gilbert's Law

A sure sign of a crisis is that no one tries to tell you how to do your job.

 

危機の確かな兆候は、誰も仕事をどのようにすればよいか教えてくれなくなることだ

 

ギルバートの法則

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Fix's Principle

People get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

 

人々は思考しているうちにわからなくなる。それはあまり馴染みのない領域だから

 

フィックスの原理

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Scott's First Law

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

 

悪くなっているものは何でも、うわべはうまく行っているように見える

 

スコットの第一法則

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Allen's Law

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

 

ほとんど全ての事柄は抜け出るより入り込む方が易しい

 

アレンの法則

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Iles's Law

There is always an easier way to do it.

 

Corollaries

  1. When looking directly at the easier way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.
  2. Neither will Iles.

 

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Disraeli's Rule

Nothing ever perplexes an adversary so much as an appeal to his honor.

 

 

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Dilling's Diet Rule

The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

 

ダイエットで一つ困難なことは、それについて黙っていることである

 

ディリングのダイエットの規則

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The Extended Murphy's Law

If a series of events goes wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

 

一連の出来事が悪くなる場合、可能性のあるうち最悪になるように進行する。

 

拡張マーフィーの法則

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Newlan's Rule

An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

 

失業率の許容レベルとは、政府のエコノミストがまだ仕事があると許容できるレベルである

 

ニューランの規則

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Newchy's Law

The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of your actions.

 

人に見られている確率は自分の振る舞いの馬鹿さ加減に比例する

 

ニューチーの法則

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O'Tole's Commentary on Murphy's Law

Murphy was an optimist.

 

マーフィーは楽天家だ

 

オトゥールのマーフィーの法則の解説

 

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Adams's Axiom

Facts are stubborn things.

 

事実は手に負えない

 

アダムスの格言

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Dr. Who's Rule

First things first, but not necessary in that order.

 

最初のものは最初に、しかしこれに必ずしも従う必要はない

 

ドクター フーの規則

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Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will.

 

何かが悪くなる可能性があるならば、そうなる

 

マーフィーの法則

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