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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 4月, 2014

The bureaucracy Principle

Only bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

官僚主義のみが官僚主義に対抗できる

 

官僚主義の原理

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Vali's Axiom

In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.

どのような企業の中でも、仕事は階層の最下層めがけて降ってくる

 

バリの金言

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Utvich's Law

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.

一つの正確な計測値は専門家の100の意見に匹敵する

 

アトビックの法則

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Solley's Law

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

名声の最終関門は、狂った人間に、それは自分のことだと思わせることである

 

ソーリーの法則

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De Never's Law of Complexity

The simplest subjects are the ones you don’t know anything about.

最も簡単な対象物は、自分が全く何も知らない科目である

 

デネブの複雑性の法則

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Jong's Law

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we don’t.

アドバイスとは、すでにその答えを知っているのだが、その答えが欲しくない時に求めるものである

 

ジョンの法則

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Horowitz's Rule

Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection.

賢さとは、完璧をどこで控えるかを知っていることである

ホロウィッツの規則

 

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Cosby's Caveat

Human beings are only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

人類は、子供に家に帰って来るのを許す地球上で唯一の生き物である

 

コスビーの但し書き

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Warren's Rule

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

専門家を決めるには、期間を最も長く、費用を最も多く提示した者にしろ

 

ウォレンの規則

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Feather's Rule

Flattery must be pretty thick before anyone objects to it.

お世辞は誰かが反対するまでは濃密であるべきである

 

フェザーの規則

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Cardiologist's Caveat

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing charades.

心臓発作を起こす最悪のタイミングは、ジェスチャーゲームの最中である

 

心臓専門医の警告

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Jacobson's Law

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it recognizes.

 

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Forster's Rule

One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it.

人は長い本をべた褒めする。なぜならばその本を読み通したから

 

フォースターの規則

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Burns's Law

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close – knit family in another city.

幸せとは多くの、愛する、お互いに気遣い、強い繋がりを持った家族が、違う街にいることである

 

バーンズの法則

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MacDonald's Law

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.

コンサルタントとは、会社に数字を聞いて、それを返す不思議な人達である

 

マクドナルドの法則

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William James's Rule

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.

 

 

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O'Rourke's Rule

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

いつも死んだときに恰好良く見せることができるような本を読んでいろ

 

オルークの規則

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Evans's and Bjorn's Law

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who it would.

何が悪くなるかに関わらず、そうなることを知っている人間が常にいる

 

エバンズとビョルンの法則

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Hutchins's Law

You can’t outtalk someone who knows what he is talking about.

自分が何を話しているか弁えている人間を相手に、うまく話ことはできない

 

ハッチンズの法則

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Ancis's Axiom

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

唯一良くわかっていないのは通常の一般人のことである

 

アンシスの金言

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Ryan's Law

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish  yourself as an expert.

正しい質問を3回続けたならば、専門家としての地位を確立できる

 

ライアンの法則

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Lord Falkland's Rule

When it is jot necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

決断を下す必要のないときは、決断を下さない事が必要だ

 

フォークランド卿の規則

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Dorothy's Law

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら直観に従え。そしてその間違いを除外しろ

 

ドロシーの法則

 

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Bohr's Law

An expert is someone who has made all of the possible mistake in a very narrow field of study.

専門家とは、非常に限られた学問領域の中でありとあらゆる間違いをしてきた者である

 

ボーアの法則

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Hempelmann's Law

The faster things get, the more impatient we become.

早くなればなるほど我々は気が短くなる

 

ヘンペルマンの法則

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Walton's Law of Politics

A fool and his money are soon elected.

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