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Archive for 4月, 2012

First Law of Particle Physics

The shorter the life of the particle, the more it costs to produce.

粒子の寿命が短かければ短いほどそれを生成するのに金がかかる

粒子力学の第一法則

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Digiovanni's Law

The nunber of laws will expand to full the publishing space available.

法律の量は、出版できる紙面いっぱいに広がる

ディジョバンニの法則

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Einstein on Success

If A is a success in life, then A equales x plus y plus z. Work is x; y ia play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Aが人生の成功だとすると、A = x + y + zである。
ここで
xは仕事、yは遊び、zは口を閉じていることである

成功に対するアインシュタインのコメント

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Gottlieb's Rule

The boss who attempts to impress emplyees with his knowledge of intricate details has lost sight of final objectives.

入り組んだ細部までの知識を持って部下を心服させようとしている上司は最終目的が何かを忘れている

ゴットリ-プの規則

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Von Neumann's Observation

In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.

数学では現実を理解することはできない。 慣れるだけだ

フォン ノイマンの観察

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Harrison's Posturate

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

どのような行動にも対等かつ反対の批判がある

ハリソンの前提

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Conway's Law

In any organizatio there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

どのような組織にも、何が起こっているかすべて把握している人間がいる。このような人間は首にすべきである

コンウェイの法則

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McCarthy's Maxim

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficirncy.

官僚主義の唯一の救いはその非効率さである

マッカーシーの金言

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O’Rourke’s Rule

Never fight in an inanimate object.

静止した物体とは争うな

オローケの規則

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Finman's Law of Mathematics

Nobody wants to read anyone else’s formulas.

誰も他人の方程式を読もうとは思わない

ファインマンの数学の法則

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Cohn's Law

In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend more and more time reporting on the less and less you are doing. Stability is achieved when you spend all of your time reorting on the nothing you are doing.

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Ruane's Law of Monetary Windfalls

Pennies from heaven are soon followed by a tax collector from hell.

天与の思いがけない臨時収入は地獄からの収税吏によって巻き上げられる

ルアンヌの意外な授かり物の法則

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Nesmith's First Law

The universe includes no contrary laws.

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Bloch's Rule

Anything kept for five years without a need for it can be thrown away.

Anything that thrown away will immediately be needed.

Corollary

5年間省みられずにあったものは廃却しても良い

ブロックの規則

廃却されたものは直後に必要になる

推論

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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis

If an idea can survive a bureaucracic review and be inpremented, it wasn’t worth doing.

アイディアが官僚的な検証を経て実行に移されたとすると、それは実行に値しないものである。

モリソンの官僚主義の仮定

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The Lippman Lemma

People specialize in the area of greatest weakness.

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Robertson’s Rule of Bureaucracy

The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets.

問題を解決するために指示を出せば出すほど事態は悪化する

ロバートソンの官僚主義の規則

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Cooper's Metalaw

A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

新しい法律の制定は新しい抜け穴を生み出す

クーパーの超越法の法則

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Bankhead's Observation

If i had to live my life again,I’d amke the same mistakes, only sooner.

もし人生を再度やり直すならば、同じ間違いを、さっさと犯してしまうだろう

バンクヘッドの観察

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Law of Checks and Balances

In matters of dispute, the bank’s balance is always smaller than yours.

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Parkinson's Law of Delay

Delay is the deadliest from denial.

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Robert's Axiom

Only erros exist.

Berman’s Corollary to Robert’s Axiom

One man’s error is another man’s data.

エラーのみが存在する。

ロバートの金言

他人のエラーは自分にとってのデータとなる

バーマンのロバートの金言の推論

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Horwood's Sixth Law

If you have the right data, you have the wrong problem.

正しいデータがあるのなら、問題が正しくない

ハーウッドの第六法則

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Lawery's Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

詰まったら無理にも引き出せ。壊れたなら、いずれにしろ修理が必要だったという事だ

ローリーの法則

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