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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 2月, 2012

Lampner’s Law of Correctness

You can’t be 100% right, but you ca n be 100% wrong.

自分が100% 正しいと言うことはない代わりに100%間違っていることは起こり得る
ランプナーの正しさの法則

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Peer’s Law

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

問題の解は問題の本質を変えてしまう
ピアの法則

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The Roosevelt Rule

Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.

嘘を何度繰り返しても真実にはならない
ルーズベルトの規則

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The Siddhartha Principle

You cannot cross a river in two strides.

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Law of Annoyance

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re certain you’re finished with, you will need it instantly.

何か作業をしている途中でもう使わないと思った工具を投げやると、すぐそれが必要になる
うんざりの法則

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Advanced Law of the Search

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

探し物のある場所は最後に置いた場所である
捜索の先進法則

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Wyszkowsky’s Law

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

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Watson’s Law

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

機械の信頼性は見ている人の数と重要性に反比例する
ワトソンの法則

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Gattuso’s Extension of Murphy’s Law

Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.

これ以上悪くならないと言うものはない
ガツーゾのマーフィーの法則の拡張

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Harper’s Law

You never find an article until you replace it.

探し物は、それをどかすまで見つからない
ハーパーな法則

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Chesterton’s Chestnut

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.

なぜこのフェンスがあるのかわからないうちは開けるな
チェスタトンの 決まり文句(chestnut)

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Pollard’s Law

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

上位者の能力とは物事を速断して他人に押し付ける力である
ポラードの法則

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Arthur’s First Law of Love

People to whom you are attracred invariably think you remind them of someone else.

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Sodd’s Second Law

Sooner or Later, the worse possible set of circumstances bound to occur.

Corollary
Any system must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of circumstances.

遅かれ早かれ可能な一連の悪い事態が起こる
ソッドの第二法則

どのようなシステムも最悪の事態に耐えるよう設計されていなければならない
推論

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Disimoni’s Rule of Cognition

Believing is seeing.

信じていることは見ることができる

ディスモニの認知の規則

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The Programmer’s Dilemma

Programming is like a sex. One mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.

プログラミングはセックスと似ている — 一回の過ちで一生面倒を見なくてはならない

プログラマーのジレンマ

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Moore’s Law

Computer power doubles and prices halve every eighteen months.

コンピュータの能力は18ヶ月で倍増し、価格は半減する

ムーアの法則

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Gabirol’s Observation

The wise are pleased when they discover truth, fools when they discover falsehood.

賢人は真理を発見して喜び愚者は間違いを捜して喜ぶ

ガブリロの観察

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Cromer’s Law

A digital readout provides misinformation with greater accuracy than previously possible.

デジタルの読み取り値はそれ以前に起こり得たものより高精度の読み取り間違いを起こす

クロマーの法則

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J.T’s Law of Technical Support

The better the customer service, the sooner you get to speak with someone who can’t help you.

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The Upgrade Principle

The upgrade will break down as soon as the old version is deleted.

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Kierkegaar’s Observation

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.

人生は過去を振り返って理解される、しかし前向きに生きて行かなければならない

キルケゴールの観察

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Chisholm’s First Law

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

物事がうまく行っている時は他の何かがおかしくなる

チジョームの第一法則

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