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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 9月, 2010

LaGuardia's Law

Statistics are like expert witnesses — they will testify for either side.

統計は専門家の証言に似ている — どちらにも有利だ

ラガーディアの法則

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Voltaire's Charity Principle

The one who leaves money to charity in his will only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

慈善のために残す金は、いずれも自分のところに残らないと決まっている金である

ボルテールの慈善の原理

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Buechner's Principle

The simplest explanation is that it just doesn’t make sense.

最も単純な説明は道理が通らないものである

ビューヒナー原理

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Denniston's Law

Virtue is ts own purnishment.

徳目はそれ自体が罰である

デニストンの法則

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Mansfield's Law

When you make a right decision, your reasons are sure to be wrong.

正しい選択をしたとしたら、その理由は絶対間違っている

マンズフィールドの法則

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Onassis's Axiom

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

世の中に女というものがいなければ金に意味はなかっただろう

オナシスの金言

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Cardiologist's Caveat

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades.

心臓発作の対悪のタイミングはゲームで発作のジェスチャーをしている時である

心臓病医の警告

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The Munroe Doctrine

A little inaccuracy sometime saves tons of explanation.

わずかな不確実さが膨大な説明の労を省いてくれる

モンロー主義

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Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics

Superiority is recessive.

卓越性は劣勢遺伝する

社会遺伝学の基本原理

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Schroeder's Law

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.

優柔不断は柔軟性の基礎である

シュレーダーの法則

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Mason's Law of Synergism

The one day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are glut on the market.

いつか何かのために自分の魂を売ろうとすると、それは供給過剰となっている

メーソンの神人協力の法則

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O'Rourke's Rule

Always read somthing that ill make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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Miller's Law

You can’t tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it.

その水溜りがどれだけ深いか自分で入って見ない限りわからない

ミラーの法則

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Scott's Law of Business

Never walk down a hallway in an office building without a piece of paper in your hand.

一枚の書類も持たずに事務所の廊下を歩くな

スコットのビジネスの法則

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Lacopi's Law

After food and sex, man’s great drive is to tell the other fellow how to do his job.

食事とセックスの後、男が他の男とする話は仕事の話

ラコピの法則

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Howe's Law

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

誰もが役に立たない計画を持っている

ホーの法則

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Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

After you hands become coated with grease, you nose begin to itch.

手がグリスでべとべとになってから鼻が痒くなる

ローレンツの機械修理の法則

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Wiliam James's Rule

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.

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Van Loy's First Law

If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, you don’t need advice.

良いアドバイスと悪いアドバイスを見分けることができる位なら、アドバイスはいらない

ヴァン ロイの第一法則

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Quile's Consultation Law

The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.

ほとんどをまかなえる仕事はそのサービスを提供する時間のないときにやって来る

クィルのコンサルタントの法則

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Murphy's Law of Punctuality

Being Punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.

時間に正確であることは間違いもまた時間通りに生み出されることを意味する

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Hampton's Homily

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

最初のことを正しく行うことの問題点は誰もそれがどれだけ困難化をわかってくれないことである

ハンプトンの訓戒

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De Never's Lost Law

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

どちらがはっきりと知られているか考えるな

デネバーの失われた法則

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Brintnall's Law

If you are given two contradictory orders, obey the both.

二つの反対の指示を受けたら、両方に従え

ブリントノールの法則

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Jordan's Law

An informant who never produces misinformation is too deviant to be trusted.

間違った資料を出さない資料提供者は到底信頼には値しない

ジョーダンの法則

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Ancis's Axiom

The only normal people are the ones you don’t knowvery well.

ただ単に普通人とは自分達が良く知らない人たちである

アンシスの金言

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