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Archive for 12月, 2013

Courteline's Codicil

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
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Bechap's Law

Beauty times brains equal a constant.
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Jilly's Law

The worth the haircut, the alower it grows out.
理髪店で失敗した後、髪が元通りになるのは遅い
ジリーの法則
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Jones's Motto

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
友は来ては去る、敵は増え続ける
ジョーンズのモットー
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Law of Reruns

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a return of trhe same episode.
連続テレビ番組を一度だけ見た後、再度見る機会があれば、それは最初に見たと同じ回である
再放送の法則
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Denniston's Law

Virtue is its own punishment.
才能を持っていること自体が罰である
デニストンの法則
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Cheit's Lament

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you — the next time he’s in need.
友を助けたとき、相手はきっと覚えている。次に助けが必要になった時のために
シャイトの嘆き
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The Spare Button Principle

Shirts that come with extra buttons are never missing bottuns.
予備のボタンの付いているシャツのボタンは決して取れない
予備のボタンの原理
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Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy

If you put a spoonfull wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel of wine, you get sewage.
樽一杯の汚水にスプーン一杯のワインを入れても汚水、樽一杯のワインにスプーン一杯の汚水を入れても汚水
ショーペンハウアーのエントロピーの法則
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F.P.Jones's Observation

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
子供は予測不可能だ。次はどんな不合理なことをやらかすか分からない
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Mom's Law

A show-off is any child who is more talented than yours.
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MacPherson's Theory of Entropy

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.
正しく仕舞われているものを取り出すエネルギーは、それを元に戻すためのエネルギーより少ない
マクファーソンのエントロピー理論
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Logan's Lament

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral.
最も仲の良い友人のお互いの葬儀に参列できない
ローガンの嘆き
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Voltaire's Rule

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
係争が長引いているのは双方とも悪いせいだ
ヴォルテールの規則

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Liz Taylor's Observation

The problem with people who has no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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Bloch's Rebutal To Boob's Law

You always find something in the first place you look, but you never find it the first time you look there.
常に最初に見た場所にそれはある、しかし最初にその場所を見たときには見つからない
ブロックのブーブの法則に対する反証

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Boob's Law

You always find something in the last place you look.
いつも最後にみた場所にそれはある
ブーブの法則

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Murphy's Law of Punctuality

Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.
時間に正確であるということは、間違いが定時に起きるというだけのことである
マーフィーの定時の法則

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Goldstick's Rule

Be kind to everyone you talk with you. You never know who’s going to be on the jury.
話をする誰にでも親切にせよ。誰が陪審員になるかわからないから
ゴールドスティックの規則

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Hampton's Homily

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
新しいことを正しくやってのけたときの問題は、その大変さをだれもわかってくれないことである
ハンプトンの嘆き

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Brintnall's Law

If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.
相反した命令を受けたら、両方に従え
ブリントノールの法則

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Maryann's Law

You can always find what you’re not looking for.
いつも探していない物が見付かる。
マリアンの法則

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The Machine Rule

Nothing will work that is put back together in the reverse of the way it was dismantled.
取り外した時とそのまま逆に取り付けても動かない
機械の規則

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Stoppard's Rule

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
加齢は円熟に対する高価な代償である
ストッパードの規則

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Coull's Coomment

Ever new project requires a tool that you don’t have.
新しい作業には、今まで持っていない道具が必要になる
クールのコメント

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Oien's Observation

The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.
最も早く探し物を見つける方法はほかのものを探し始めることである
オイエンの観察

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