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Archive for 2月, 2014

Bachman's Inevitability Theorem

The greater the cost of putting a plan into operation, the less chance there is of abandoning the plan — even if it subsequently becomes irrelevant.

Corollary

The higher the level of of prestige accorded the people behind the plan, the less chance there is of abandoning it.

 

ある計画が中止される可能性は、実行のための予算が大きくなればなるほど小さくなる。

推論

その計画に賛同する人たちの名声が高ければ高い程、計画の中止の可能性は低くなる。

 

バックマンの必然性の定理

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Spencer's Law of Data

  1. Anyone can make decision given enough facts.
  2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts.
  3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

 

1. 誰もが十分な事実があれば判断を下すことができる

2. 優秀な管理者は不十分な事実に基づいて判断することができる

3. 完璧な管理者は何もなくても仕事ができる

 

スペンサーのデータの法則

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Leahy's Law

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

物事が正しくないやり方で何回も行われてきたならば、それは正しい方法となる

 

レイの法則

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First Rule of Superior Inferiority

Don’t let your superiors know you’re better than they are.

上司には彼らより自分の方が優秀であることを気づかせてはならない

 

上司の無能の第一の規則

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Gate's Law

The only important information in a hierarchy is who knows what.

組織の階層の中で最も重要な情報は誰が何を知っているかである

 

ゲイツの法則

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Principle of Design Inertia

Any change looks terrible at first.

いかなる変更も最初はとてつもないものに映る

 

設計慣性の原理

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McGee's First Law

It’s amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on.

自分が関わっていないものの完成にどれだけ時間がかかっているか信じられない位だ

 

マギーの第一法則

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Gardener's Philosophy

Brilliant opportunities are cleverly disguised as insolvable problems.

素晴らしいチャンスは巧妙に、到底解決できない問題の形を装って現れる

 

ガードナーの哲学

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Gillette's Law of Household Moving

What you lost during your first move you find during your second move.

最初の引っ越しでなくなったものは、2回目の引っ越しで見つかる

ジレットの引っ越しの法則

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Herbert's Law

A bureaucracy is an organization of that has raised stupidity to the status of a religion.

官僚主義とはその愚かさ加減が宗教の域まで高められた体系のことである

 

ハーバートの法則

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Larson's Law

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

多くの人は直前の記憶で記憶違いをする

 

ラーソンの法則

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Richard's Complementaly rules of Ownership

1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

1. それを十分長く持っていたならそれを捨てて良い
2. それを捨てて、すでに取り返すことのできない状況になるとすぐにそれが必要になる
リチャードの所有に関する補足的な規則

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Maugham's Rule

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
人々は批評を乞うが、実は褒めてもらいたがっている
モーガムの規則
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Ruckert's Law

There is nothing so small that it Can’t be blown out of proportion.
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The Pitfalls of Genius

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
常に正しい部下は追い出される
天才の落とし穴
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Stewart's Law of Retroaction

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
許可を得るより許しを得るほうが易しい
ステュアートの逆作用の法則
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Nies's Law

The effort expended by a bureaucracy in defending any error is indirect proportion to the size of the error.
官僚組織の誤りを弁護する努力の量は問題の大きさに反比例する
ニースの法則
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Wincorn’s Law

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
3種類の人間がいる : 数えることのできる人と、できない人と。
ウィンコーンの法則

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Disraeli's Dictum

Error is often more earnest than truth.
間違いは真実より正しく見えることが多くある
ディズレーリの金言

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The Callaway's Lamanet

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
不渡りの小切手ほど早く移動するものはない
キャラウェイの嘆き

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The Lunchen Law

The person who suggests splitting the bill evenly is always the person who ordered the moxt expensive meal.
昼食で割り勘を提案する人は一番高いものを頼んだ人である
昼飯の法則

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Adler's Axiom

Language is all that separates us from the lower animals — and from the bureaucrats.
言語は下等動物と我々を隔てるものである。あと官僚主義と。
アドラーの金言

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Fox on Problematics

When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.

問題が去った後、その問題に取り組んでいた人は去らない
問題の難問

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Gerald's Law

When there sufficient funds in the checking account, check take two weeks to clear. When there insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.
口座の残高が十分あるときは、決済に2週間かかるが、そうでない時は一晩で決済される
ジェラルドの法則

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