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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 7月, 2016

Holmes's Homily

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

 

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Forbes's Law

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

能力は要求されるレベルには絶対追いつかない

 

フォーブスの法則

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Hubbard's Homily

Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.

ある人達はあたかも領収書が必要であるかのように人を褒める

 

ハバードの訓戒

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Galbraith's Rule

Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.

会議は、何もしたくない時に絶対に必要なものである

 

ガルブレイスの規則

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Voltaire's Rule

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.

長い訴訟はどちらも悪いことを示している

 

ボルテールの規則

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Strong's Observation

After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history.

 

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Smith’s Rule

There is equal credit in being criticized by fools and praised by the wise.

 馬鹿に貶されるのは、賢い人達に賞賛されるのと同じ信用がある

スミスの規則

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Millard's Law

The absent are always wrong.

不在は悪である

 

ミラードの法則

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Adams's Axiom

Facts are stubborn things.

事実は融通が利かない

 

アダムスの金言

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Morin's Law of Contracts

The contract is always written to protect the writer.

契約書は常に書き手を保護するように書かれる

 

モリンの契約 の法則

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Venter's First Law

Discoveries made in a field by someone from another discipline will always be upsetting to the majority of those inside.

他分野の人間の発見は、その分野の主流派を狼狽させる

 

ベンターの第一法則

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Gelernter's First Law

Computers make people stupid.

コンピュータは人々を馬鹿にする

 

ゲレンターの第一法則

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Veale's Rule

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.

良い投手は良いバッターを打ち負かす。逆も同様

 

ビールの規則

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Buffett's Poker Principle

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the patsy is,  you’re the patsy.

ゲームを30分やっていて誰がカモかわからなければ、それは お前だ

 

バフェットのポーカーの原理

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Getty's Law

A man may fail many times, but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

人間は何度も失敗するが、それを他人のせいにし始めるまでは失敗者ではない

 

ゲッティの法則

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Milroy's Law

All machines have an innate sense of irresponsibility.

すべての機械は生まれつき無責任である

 

ミルロイの法則

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Pearl's TV Principle

If it is a two-part program, you will miss the first part.

2部構成の番組があったら、第一部を見逃す

 

パールのテレビの原理

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Gilbert's Law

A sure sign of a crisis  is that no one tries to tell you how to do your job.

危機の確かな兆候は、誰も自分の仕事をどうやれば良いか教えてくれないことである

 

ギルバートの法則

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Puddinhead's Lemma

Faith is believin’  what you know ain’t so.

宗教とは、本当はそうではないのだがと思いつつ信じているものである

パディンヘッドの嘆き

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Fix's Principle

People get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

 

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Kissinger's Comment

Ninety percent of politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.

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Paul's Principle

By the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

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Bloch's Axiom

After spending an hour searching for a missing document, one can usually recreate it in less than ten minutes.

なくなった書類を1時間探し回った挙句、それを再作成するのに10分もかからない

 

ブロックの格言

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The 50 – 50 – 90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50 – 50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90 percent probability you’ll get it wrong.

何かを正しく成し遂げられるつ確率が50 -50ならば、失敗する確率は90パーセントである

 

50-50-90の規則

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James's Principle

There is o greater lie than a truth misunderstood.

事実を誤解したものほどひどい嘘はない

 

ジェームズの原則

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Gaby's Law

When a series of things starts going wrong, the series has to complete itself.

一連の物事が悪くなり始めたら、これは自分で完結するに違いない

ギャビーの法則

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