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Archive for 3月, 2015

Ducharm’s Axiom

If one vies one’s problem closely enough, one will recognize oneself as a part of the problem.

問題を仔細にに見て行くと、自分がその問題の一部であることに気が付く

ダシャームの金言

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Davies’s Second law

Never let observations stand in the way of good theory.

 

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Seay’s Law

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

何事も計画通りに進まない

セイの法則

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Blair’s Observation

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

 

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The Roman Rule

The one who says it cannot done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

できないといった者は、それを行っている者の邪魔をしてはならない

ローマの規則

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Waldrop’s Princilpe

The person not here is the one working on the problem.

ここにいない人間が実際にその問題に取り組んでいる

ウォルドロップの原理

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Baruch’s Observation

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

もし金槌しか手に持っていないならば、周りのすべてのものが釘に見える

バルクの観察

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Stewart’s First Corollary

Murphy’s Law may be delayed or suspended for an indefinite period of time, provided that such delay or suspension will result in a greater catastrophe at a later stage.

マーフィーの法則の発動は、遅らせたり、中断することにより、より壊滅的な結果となるような場合は、遅延、中断される

スチュワートの第一の推論

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Fresco’s Discovery

If you knew what you were doing, you’d probably bored.

 

Corollary

Just because you’re bored doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing.

 

自分が何をしているか解っているのならば、退屈だろう

 

推論

退屈してているからと言って、自分が何をしているか解っているいるとは限らない

フレスコの発見

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McDonald’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law

In any given set of circumstances, the proper course of action is determined by subsequent events.

どのような状況下でも、適切な行動はそれに続く事象によって決定される

マクドナルドのマーフィーの法則に対する推論

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Peer’s Law

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

問題の解は、その問題の本質を変化させる

ピアの法則

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Smith’s Law

No real problem has a solution.

実際の問題には、解はない

スミスの法則

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Kepler’s Law of Ecology

Nature uses as little as possible of anything.

自然は何事の消費を最小にする

 

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Gell-Mann’s Dictum

Whatever isn’t forbidden is required.

何であれ禁止されていないものは必要である

ゲル-マンの金言

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De Vany’s Law

The future is over-forecasted and under-predicted.

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Strogatz’s First Law of Doing Math

When you’re trying to prove something, it helps to know it’s true.

 

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Austin’s Law

If  there is no legitimate objection to progress, an illegitimate one will be found.

進歩に対して合理的な反論がない場合でも、不合理な反論がある

オースティンの法則

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Golomb’s Law

Everything is biology is more complicated than you think it is, even talking into account Golomb’s Law.

生物学は何であれ、ゴロムの法則を考慮したとしても、自分が思っている以上に込み入ったものだ

 

ゴロムの法則

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Crothers’s Caveat

The trouble with fact is that there are so many of them.

 

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Schulmann’s First Law

Books will exceed book shelving.

本は本棚から溢れるまで増える

シュルマンの第一法則

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Kierkegaad’s Observation

Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.

人生は過去を振り返って理解されるが、前に向かって生きなければならない

 

キルケゴールの観察

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Sandy’s Comment

It makes sense when you don’t think about it.

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Say’s Law

Supply creates its own demand.

供給は需要を生む

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Jones’s Law

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

経験とは、失敗をしたときに、また失敗をしたことに気付けることである

ジョーンズの法則

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Law of Observation

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from away.

Or — nothing looks as good from away as it does close up.

遠くから見て良かったもので、近づいて見た時にも良かったものはない

或いは — 近くから見て良かったもので、離れて見ても良かったものはない

 

観察の法則

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The Siddhartha Principle

You cannot cress a river in two strides.

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