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Archive for 7月, 2013

Kelley's Law

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.
何事も最初に見えるほど単純ではない
ケリーの法則
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Beister's Computer Axiom

When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
メモリに格納したら、それをどこに入れたか覚えておけ
バイスターのコンピュータの箴言
posted by ndaznnez in コンピュータ/インターネット - Computer/Internet and have No Comments

Hubbard's Homily

Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.
ある人々は領収書を必要とするかのようにお世辞を言う
ハバードの説教
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Langsman's Laws

1. Everything depends.
2. Nothing is always.
3. Everything is sometimes.
1. すべてのものは互いに依存している
2. 永続的なものは何もない
3. すべては仮のものである
ラングスマンの法則群
posted by ndaznnez in 悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Galbraith's Rule

Meetings are indispensible when you don’t want to do anything.
会議とは、何もやる気のない人にとって必須のものである
ガルブレイスの規則
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Veale's Rule

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.
良い投球は良い打撃を封じ、逆もまた真なり
ビールの規則
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The Law of Eponymy

Any given law will not be named for the person who created.
Corollary
It’s not who said it, it’s who named it.
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Maury's Law

No one is too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
愚かであることの新しいやり方を学ぶのに老い過ぎるということはない
モーリーの法則
posted by ndaznnez in 人生 - Life,人間 - Human and have No Comments

Pierson's Law

If you are coasting, you’re going downhill.
惰性で走っているのなら、下り坂だ
ピアソンの法則
posted by ndaznnez in 人生 - Life and have No Comments

Naester's Law

You can make it foolproof, but you can’t make it damnfoolproof.
フールプルーフにすることはできる、しかし完全フールプルーフにはできない
ネスターの法則
posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human and have No Comments

Huxley on Progress

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backward.
技術の進歩は単に効率的に逆行する手段が得られただけだ
ハックスレーの進歩
posted by ndaznnez in 悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition,科学技術 - Science and technology and have No Comments

Hofstadter's Law

Things always take longer than you anticipate, even if you take into  account Hofstadter’s Law.
物事は自分が予測したより長くかかる。たとえホフシュタッターの法則を考慮に入れたとしても
ホフシュタッターの法則
posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Venter's First Law

Discoveries made in a field by someone from another discipline will always be upsetting to the majority of those inside.
他の分野の人間によって発見されたものは、その中にいる人間の大多数を狼狽させる
ベンターの第一法則
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Murray's Law

Law sufficiently complex is indistinguishable from no law at all.
込み入った法律は、ないと同じこと
マレーの法則
posted by ndaznnez in 社会 - Community/Society and have No Comments

Wolf’s Law of Planning

A good place to start from is where you are
始めるのに最適な場所は、今自分がいる場所
ウルフの計画の法則
posted by ndaznnez in 人生 - Life and have No Comments

Sevareid's Law

The chief cause of problems is solutions.
問題の主因はその解である
ジバライドの法則
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Cooke's Law

It is always hard to notice what isn’t there.
そこに何がないかを認識するのは常に難しい
クックの法則
posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human,経験学 - Empiric and have No Comments

Holten’s Homily

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
ポジティブであって良いのは、自分が間違っていることがポジティブである時だけである
ホルテンの説教
posted by ndaznnez in 処世 - Getting on in life and have No Comments

Baxter's Law

An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.
前提に潜む間違いは結論に現れる
バクスターの法則
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Van Harpen's Law

The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.
問題が解決できるかどうかは解決できる人間を見つけられるかにかかっている
ヴァン ハーペンの法則
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Mann's Proposition

Any politician who perceives the problem insists upon full credit for its solution.
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Ogden nash's Law

Progress may have been right once, but it when on too long.
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Forbes's Law

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
能力は要求に追い付くことはない
フォーブスの法則
posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,人間 - Human,政治/官僚/企業/組織 - Politics/Buraucracy/Enterprise/Organasation and have No Comments

Peterson's Principle

Traditions are solutions for which we have forgotten the problems.
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Sten’s Axiom

No problem is so formidable that you can’t just walk away from it.

それから遠ざかることのできない難問などない

ステンの金言

 

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Donner's Dictum

The nicest thing about dictating a letter is that you can use words you don’t know how to spell.
手紙を口述筆記させる時に都合の良いことは、自分が綴りを知らない単語を使えることである
ドナーの意見
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Biondi's Law

If your project doesn’t work, look for the part you didn’t think was important.
自分のプロジェクトがうまく行かない時は、自分が重要視していなかった部分に目を向けよ
ビオンディの法則
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