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Archive for 9月, 2016

Law of the Lost Inch

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.
どのような建物の設計であれ、金曜4:40以降は寸法の合計は合わない
失われた1インチの法則

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Sloan's Law

A ton of anything is ugly.

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Sloan’s Law

The changes in new models should be so attractive as to create dissatisfaction with past models.

新型モデルは、前のモデルを陳腐に見せるだけの魅力がなければならない
スローンの法則
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Fifth Law of Design

Design flaws travel in groups.
設計の欠陥は群れになって伝わる
設計の第五法則

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Kissinger's Axiom

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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Last Law of Product Design

If you can’t fix it, feature it.
直すことができないならば、それを特徴とせよ
プロダクトデザインの最終法則

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Second Law of Revision

The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend, and the more plans will have to be redrawn.
無害に見える変更程影響が拡大し、計画の書き直しになる
改訂の第二法則

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First Law of Revision

Information necessitating a change of deign will be conveyed to the designer after — and only after — the plans are complete (often called the “Now they tell us!” Law).

Corollary
In simple cases, presenting one obvious right way versus one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose the wrong way, so as to expedite subsequent revision.
設計変更が必要となる情報は設計者に、計画完了後に、前ではなく完了後に届く(しばしば「何をいまさら!の法則」と呼ばれる!)

推論

単純に明らかに正しいやり方と、明らかに間違っているやり方を提示する場合、後々の訂正を促すために間違ったやり方を選ぶのが賢いことが往々にしてある

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Jose's Axiom

Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.
Corollary
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.

恒久的と言われるものほど仮のものはない

推論

仮と言われるものほど恒久的なもののはない

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Planer's Rule

An exception granted becomes a right expected the next time it is requested.
今回限りの特例は、次回からは堂々と要求されるようになる
プレーナーの規則

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Law of Socio-economics

In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay for a given task increases inverse ratio to the unpleasantness and difficulty to the task.
階層組織において、給与は仕事の辛さと難しさに反比例する
社会経済学の法則

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Match's Maxim

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a high mountain; everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.
高い場所にいる馬鹿は、高い山の頂上にいる人間に似ている; みんな小さく見えるが、彼も皆から小さく見える
マッチの金言

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Iron Law of Distribution.

Them that has, gets.

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Anderson's Raw of Survival for Low-Level Managers

物事を正しくやりすぎるすぎることを多くやりすぎるな
アンダーソンの下級管理職の生存法則

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Third truth of management

If sophisticated calculations are needed to justify an action, don’t do it.
ある行動を正当化するのに込み入った計算が必要なくらいならば、そのようなことはするな
マネジメントの第三の真実

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Bunuel's Law

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

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The Salary Axiom

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

昇給額は税金の増加額を補うのに十分でかつ可処分所得に変化を及ぼさない程度に少額である
サラリーの金言

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Levin's Law

Following the rule will not get the job done.

Corollary
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

ルールを守っていたら仕事は終わらない

推論
仕事を終わらせたことで、ルールを守らなかったことに弁解の余地はない
レヴィンの法則

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Owens’s Law

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
優秀であれば、全ての仕事が割り当てられる。本当に優秀であれば、それらから抜け出すことができる

オーエンスの法則

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Wilson’s Law

A person’s rank is inverse relation to the speed of his speech.

その人間の序列は、話すスピードに反比例する

 

ウィルソンの法則

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H.L. Mencken's Law

Those who can, do.
Those who cannot, teach.
できるやつは、やる
できないやつが教える
H.L.メンケンの法則

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Thal's Law

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
どのような見方であれ、同じ見方と、正反対の派生版がある
タールの法則

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Worker's Dilemma

1. No matter how much you do, you’ll never do enough.
2. What you don’t do is always more important than what you do.
1. どんなに頑張っても十分やったと言うことにはならない
2. 自分のやっていないことが、常に自分のやっていることよりも重要だ
労働者のジレンマ

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Gottlieb's Rule

The boss who attempts to impress employees with his knowledge of intricate details has lost sight of the final objective.
上司が自分の微に入り細に亘る知識をひけらかして部下を感心させようとするのは、最終目的が何かを見失っている

ゴットリーブの規則

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Whistler’s Law

You must never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.
誰が正しいかは絶対わからないが、誰に責任があるかは常にわかっている
ウィスラーの法則

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Conway’s Law

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired.
どのような組織でも、必ずどこで何が起きているかを把握している人間が一人いる。そいつは即刻クビにすべきだ
コンウェイの法則

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