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Archive for 6月, 2017

Warren’s Rule

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

専門家を決めるには、期間を最も長く、費用を最も多く提示した者にしろ

ウォレンの規則

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Adler’s Axiom

Language is all that separates us from the lower animals — and from the bureaucrats.
言語は下等動物と我々を隔てるものである。あと官僚主義と。

アドラーの金言

 

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MacDonald’s Law

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.

コンサルタントとは、会社に数字を聞いて、それを返す不思議な人達である

マクドナルドの法則

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Jacobson’s Law

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it recognizes.

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Ryan’s Law

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

正しい質問を3回続けたならば、専門家としての地位を確立できる

ライアンの法則

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Dorothy’s Law

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら直観に従え。そしてその間違いを除外しろ

ドロシーの法則

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Bohr’s Law

An expert is someone who has made all of the possible mistake in a very narrow field of study.

専門家とは、非常に限られた学問領域の中でありとあらゆる間違いをしてきた者である

ボーアの法則

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Patton’s Law

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

今日の良い計画は明日の完璧な計画より良い

パットンの法則

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Weber’s Definition

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Sweeney’s Law

The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

進捗報告書の長さは、実際の進捗の量に反比例する

スウィーニーの法則

 

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Weinberg’s Corollary

An expert is a person who avoids a small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

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Allison’s Precept

The best simple – minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

ある領域の専門知識の単純なテストは、その分野で将来起こることに賭けをさせることである

アリソンの教訓

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Joe’s Law

The inside contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any reorganization.

大きな犠牲を払って作った内部の連絡先の人間は、組織再編で最初に転出して行く

ジョーの法則

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Gioia’s Theory

The person with a least expertise has the most opinions.

最も能力に劣っている者が最も多くの意見を持っている

ジョイアの理論

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The first rule of Excavation

If you are in hole, stop digging.

穴の中にいるのなら、掘るのを止めろ

掘削の第一規則

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Robertson’s Rule of Bureaucracy

The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets.

問題を解決するために指示を出せば出すほど事態は悪化する

ロバートソンの官僚主義の規則

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Grossman’s Rulw

Complex problems has simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers

複雑な問題には、簡潔で分かりやすい、間違った答えがある

 

グロスマンの規則

 

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Goethe’s Observation

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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Mollison’s Bureaucracy Hypothesis

If an idea can survive a bureaucracic review and be inpremented, it wasn’t worth doing.

アイディアが官僚的な検証を経て実行に移されたとすると、それは実行に値しないものである。

モリソンの官僚主義の仮定

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Mencken’s Maxim

There’s always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong.

人間の抱える問題には常に容易な解決策がある。手際良く、妥当な、そして間違った解決策が

メンケンの金言

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Owen’s Theory of Organizational Deviance

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

Corollary

Once misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

すべての組織は不適任者に割り当てられるポストがある

推論

不適任者が去ると、別の不適任者が雇われる

オーエンの組織逸脱の理論

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Primary Political Corollary

A good slogan beats a good solution.

良いスローガンは良い政策を打ち負かす

政治の第一推論

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Burke’s Rule

Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.

Corollary
Create problems for which only you have the answer.
答えを持っていない問題を作るな。
推論

自分だけが答えを持っている問題を作れ
バークの規則

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Disraeli’s Rule

Nothing ever perplexes an adversary so much as an appeal to his honor.

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Big Al’s Law

A good solution can be successfully applied problem.

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Soper’s Law

Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.

効率化のために再編された官僚機構は、前と見分けがつかない

ソーパーの法則

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