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Archive for 11月, 2010

Hunter's Law

No matter how dishonorable, every politicioan considers himself honorable.

どんなに不名誉であっても、政治家は自分自身は高貴であるとおもっている

ハンターの法則

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J.W.'S Rule

There is no preasure having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

何もすることがないのは楽しくない; 楽しいのはやることが一杯あって、それをやらないことだ

J.W.の規則

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Levy's Second Law

Only god can make a random selection.

神のみがランダムな選択をできる

レヴィの第二法則

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Blaauw's Law

Established technology tends to persistent in spite of new technology.

既成の技術は新しい技術が出てきても居座ろうとする

ブラーウの法則

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Meyer's Law

It is a simple task to make things complex,  but a complex task to make them simple.

物事を複雑にするのは簡単だが複雑なことを単純にするのは難しい

メイヤーの法則

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Carson's Travel Law

There is no Gate #1 at any airport.

1番ゲートなどどこの空港にも存在しない

カーソンの旅行の法則

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Hlade’s Law

If you have a difficult task, give it a lazy man — he will find an easier way to do it.

難しい仕事は怠惰なやつにやらせろ。一番楽な方法を見つけるから

フラーデの法則

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Noael Coward's Comment

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

建物が高ければ高いほどモラルは悪い

ノエル カワードのコメント

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Rob's Air Travel Principle

Distance to the gate increases with decreasing time to departure.

Security lines increase with decreasing time available.

Corollary

ゲートまでの距離は出発までの時間の減少に比例して長くなる

ロブの飛行機の旅の原理

セキュリティチェックの列は余裕の時間がなくなるにつれて長くなる

推論

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The Executive Principle

You can’t steal second base and keep one foot on first.

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Keller's Constant

Any flatterling photo of yourself will, at some point, elicit a comment that the photo looks nothing like you.

自分の写りが気に入っている写真は、似ていないとコメントされる

ケラーの信念

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Goethe's Observation

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

アイディアが破綻したとき、言葉は手近になる

ゲーテの観察

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McGoorty's Maxim

One of the worst thing that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.

人生最悪の出来事の一つは若いときに馬券を当てることだ

マッグーティの金言

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Tom's Law

When you finally meet the perfect woman, she will be waiting for the perfect man.

ついに完全な女性にめぐり合ったと思ったら相手は完璧な男性を待っている

トムの法則

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Yasenek's Ovservation

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

キスとは二人がお互いの他の悪い所を見えないようにする手段である

ヤセネクの観察

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Yuri's Rule

Tell the truth and ru.

本当のことを話したら逃げろ

ユリの規則

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Macbeth's Comment on Evolution

The best theory is not ipso facto a good theory.

最良の理論は事実上の良い理論ではない

マクベスの進化に対するコメント

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Dorothy's Law

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら一番初めの直感によれ。

ドロシーの法則

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Mae West on Marriage

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

結婚は立派な制度だけど、あたしはまだ準備ができていないの

結婚に対するメイ ウェストのコメント

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Hampelmann's Law

The faster things get, the more impatient we become.

物事が早く片付くようになればなるほどせっかちになる

ヘンベルマンの法則

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Young's Law

It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up up shoes.

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Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy

Everybody should believe in something — I believe I’ll have another drink.

人は何かを信じなければならない — 私はもう一杯来ることを信じる

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Munder's Theorem

For every “10”, there are ten”1s.”

すべての”10″には10個の”1″がある

マンダーの定理

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Darwin's Law

Nature will tell you a direct lie  if she can.

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Japanese Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

裏には裏がある

日本の格言

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Aristotle's Axiom

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

母親達は子供達を、彼らの父親よりも好いている。これは彼らが自分のものであることをよりはっきりと知っているから

アリストテレスの格言

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