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Archive for 9月, 2017

Yuri’s Rule

Tell the truth and run.

本当のことを言って、逃げろ

 

ユリの規則

 

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Wolinski’s Law

Teamwork is wasting half of one’s time explaining to others why they are wrong.

チームワークとは時間の半分をなぜ彼らが間違っているかの説明に費やす事である

ウォリンスキーの法則

 

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Wright’s Law of Quality

Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.

 

品質はプロジェクトに残された時間に反比例する

 

ライトの品質の法則

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Horwood’s Eights Law

In complex systems. there is no relationship between information gathered and decisions made.

複雑なシステム内では、集められた情報となされた決定の間には何の関係もない

ハーウッドの第八法則

 

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Mayne’s Law

Nobody notices the big errors.

大きなエラーには誰も気づかない

メインの法則

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Coblitz’s Law

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

委員会はどのメンバーよりも詰まらない結論を出す

ゴブリッツの法則

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Japanese Proverb

The reverse side also has reverse side.

裏には裏がある

日本のことわざ

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Phillip’s Law of Committee Procedure

The only changes that are easily adopted are changes for the worse.

最も容易な変更は物事を悪化させる方向のものである

フィリップの委員会運営の規則

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Eng’s Principle

The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.

それをするのが簡単であればあるほど、それを変えるのは難しい

エングの原理

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Boren’s Rules

1. When in doubt, mumble.

2. When in trouble, delegate.

3. When in charge, ponder.

1. 自信のない場合は口ごもれ

2. 困ったときは押し付けろ

3. 責任を負わされるときは熟考しろ

ボレンの規則

 

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Principle of Design Inertia

Any change looks terrible at first.

いかなる変更も最初はとてつもないものに映る

設計慣性の原理

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Rayburn’s Rule

If you want to get along, go along.

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Truman’s Law

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

奴らを納得させられなかったら、混乱させろ

トルーマンの法則

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De Nevers’s Law of Debate

Two monologue do not make a dialogue.

二人の独り言は会話ではない

ド ネバーの議論の法則

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Wincorn’s Law

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

3種類の人間がいる : 数えることのできる人と、できない人と。
ウィンコーンの法則

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Swipple’s rule of order

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

一番大きな声で叫ぶ奴がフロアを支配する

スウィップルの命令の規則

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Juhani’s Law

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestion it is compromising.

 

妥協策は、相対する案よりも高くつく

 

ジュアニの法則

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Gourd’s Axiom

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.

会議とは、議事録が得られて、時間が失われると言う催しである

グードの金言

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Poole’s Policy

He who laughs, lasts.

笑う奴が長生きする

プールの信条

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Hutchins’s Law

You can’t outtalk someone who knows what he is talking about.

自分が何を話しているか弁えている人間を相手に、言い負かすことはできない

ハッチンズの法則

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Gerard’s Law

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

小切手の口座に十分な残高がある場合、清算に2週間かかる。充分な残高がない場合はその晩に決済される。

ジェラルドの法則

 

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Lord Falkland’s Rule

When it is jot necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

決断を下す必要のないときは、決断を下さない事が必要だ

フォークランド卿の規則

 

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Law of Institutions

The opulence of the front-office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

受付の装飾の華やかさは、その企業の基本的支払い能力に反比例する

団体の法則

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Kim’s Rule of Commettees

After one hour has been spent amending a sentence, someone will move to delete the paragraph.

文章の修正に1時間かけた後、誰かがこの章の削除を言い出す

キムの委員会の規則

 

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Stevenson’s Law

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit.

天才とバカの違いは、天才は限界を知っていることである

スティーブンソンの法則

 

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Brien’s Law

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

 

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