nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 4月, 2013

Pattison's Law of Electronics

If wires can be connected in two different ways, the first way blows the fuse.
線を繋ぐ先が2箇所あった場合、最初に繋げた先のヒューズが飛ぶ
パッティソンの電子工学の法則
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Rocy's Lemma of Innovation Prevention

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the peoposal.
結果が事前わかっていない限り、投資ファンド提案を拒絶する
ロシーのイノベーション回避の嘆き
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Levy's First Law

No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
どんな天才もディテールにこだわることから免れない
レヴィの第一法則
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Felson's Law

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
一人の人の知識を盗むのは剽窃、多くから盗むのは研究
フェルソンの法則
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Hanggi's law

The trhvial your research. the more people read it and agree.
自分の研究が小さければ小さいほど多くの人が読み、同意する
ハンギの法則
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Edington's Theory

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain given biologicalphenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
生物学的現象を説明するための仮説の数は知識の量に反比例する
エディントンの理論
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Murphy's Law of Government

If anything can go wromg, it will do so in triplicate.
何かが悪くなる場合、3倍悪くなる
マーフィーの政府の法則
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Finagle's Second Law

No  matter what the anticipated result, there will be someone eager to
(a) misinterpret it.
(b) fake it. or
(c) belive it happened to his own pet theory.
予測される結果がどうあれ、
(a) 間違って解釈しようとする者、
(b) 捏造する者
(c) 自分の気に入っている理論に沿っていると信じる者
がいる
フィナグルの第二法則
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Relativity for children

Time moves slower in a fast-moving vehicle.
高速で移動する乗り物では時間はゆっくり流れる
子供に関する相対性理論
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Randy's Rule

A ton of anything is ugly.
多すぎるものは醜い(過ぎたるは及ばざるが如し)
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Matz's Maxim

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
考えるのに疲れた時点での考えを結論と言う
マッツの金言
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Sloan's Law

The changes in new models should be so attrcative as to create dissatisfaction with past models.
新型モデルは、前のモデルを陳腐に見せるだけの魅力がなければならない
スローンの法則
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Paul's Principle

By the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
道が分かった時には既にどこにも行こうとしない
パウルの法則
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Gore’s Second Law of Design Engineering

That component of any circuit which has the shortest service life will be placed in the least accessible location.
最も交換頻度の高い部品は、最も手の届き難い位置にある
ゴアの設計の第二法則
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Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law

Two wrongs are only beginning.

 

悪い事が二つ重なるのは序の口

 

コーンのマーフィーの法則の推論

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First Law of Revision

Information necessitating  change of design will be conveyed to the designer after – and only after – the plans are complete (Often called the “Now they tell us!” law.)

 

改訂の第一法則

 

計画が完成した後に、- 後に限って – 設計変更に必要な情報が伝わってくる (しばしば 「今頃になって!」法則と呼ばれる)

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Bitton's Postulate on State-of-the art Electronics

If you understand it, it’s obsolate.

 

それが理解できるのなら、既に古びている

 

ビトンの最先端のエレクトロニクスの仮定

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Bloch's Axiom

After spending an hour searching for a missing document, one can easily re-create it in less than ten minutes.

 

書類を一時間探した挙句、最作成するのに10分もかからない

 

ブロックの金言

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Hawkins's Theory of Progress

Progress does not consist in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right. It consists in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong.

進歩とは悪い理論を良い理論で置き換えることではない。悪い理論をわずかに悪い理論で置き換える事だ。

 

ホーキンスの進歩の理論

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Shrank's First Law

If it doesn’t work, expand it.
うまく行かないならば、拡張しろ
シュランクの第一法則
Corollary
The greater the magnitude, the less notice will be taken that it does not work.
推論
大きければ大きいほど不具合の知らせは伝わりにくい
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Nagler's Comment on the Origin of Murphy's Law

Murphy’s Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.
マーフィーの法則は、マーフィーによってではなく、同名の別人によって提起された
ネグラーのマーフィーの法則の起源に関するコメント
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Halgren's Solution

When in trouble, obfuscate.
困った時はうやむやにしろ
ハルグレンの解
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Wright's Law of Quality

Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
品質はプロジェクトに残された時間に反比例する
ライトの品質の法則
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Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia

If you think big enough, you’ll never have to do it.
十分スケールの大きなことをぶち上げたら、それを自分でしなければならなくなることはない
ライスナーの基本構想の慣性の規則
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Merkin’s Maxim

When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.
良く分からない時は、このトレンドは続く、としておけ
マーキンの金言
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The Fauvre Principle

Money earned in your own business will be lost in someone else’s business.
自分が稼いだ金は他の誰かに使われる
ファーブルの原理
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