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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 5月, 2012

W.C. Field's Maxim

Start everyday off with a smile and get it over with.

毎日を笑顔で始め、乗り切ろう

W.C. フィールドの金言

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Match's Maxim

A fool in a high station is alike a man on the top of a high mountain: everything appears small to him, and he appears small to everybody.

高い地位にいる馬鹿は高い山にいる人間に似ている – 自分以外のすべてはちっぽけに見えるが皆からはちっぽけに見られている

マッチの金言

posted by ndaznnez in Wisdom,人間 - Human,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Fifth Law of Design

Design flaws travel in groups.

設計の不備は束になって伝わる

設計の第五法則

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Maugham's Observation

It is easier to give up good havits than bad ones.

良い習慣は悪い習慣より止めるのが楽だ

モームの観察

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Rudnicki's Rule

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

分離して扱うことができないものは分離する

ラドニッキの規則

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Second Law of Revision

The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend, and the more plans will have to be redrawn.

その変更が無害に見えれば見えるほど、影響は拡大して再計画が必要になる

改訂の第二法則

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Third Truth of Management

If sophisticated calculations are needed to justify an action, don’t do it.

行動を正当化するためにきわめて複雑な計算が必要となるのなら、それをするな

管理の第三の真実

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Bunuel's Law

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

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The Salary Axiom

The pay raise is just large enough to increase you taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take home pay.

昇給の幅は増税分には十分だが実質の収入増には全く寄与しない程度である

給料の金言

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Wiloughby's Law

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

誰かに機械が動かないことを見せようとすると、その機械は動く

ウィロビーの法則

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Washlesky's Law

Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.

すべてのことは一緒にするより、分ける方が楽だ

ウォシュレスキーの法則

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Beach's Law

No two identical parts are alike.

全く同じ部分は、似ていない

ビーチの法則

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Levin's Law

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Corollary

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

規則を守っていたのでは仕事は終わらない

レビンの法則

仕事を終わらせることは規則を守らないことの言い訳にはならない

推論

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Owen's Law

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

よく知っていれば、その仕事に任命される。非常に良く知っていれば、押し出される

オーエンの法則

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Law of Corporate Planning

Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything.

変更とれる可能性のあるものは、これ以上変更する時間がなくなるまで変更され続ける

事業計画の法則

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Anderson's First Law of survival for Low-Level Managers

Never be too right too often.

あまりたびたび正しいことを言うな

アンダーソンの低級管理者の生き残りの第一法則

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Puddinhead's Lemma

Faith is believein what you know aint’t so.

確信とは、自分が知っていることは、そうではないと信じること

パディンヘッドの補題

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Wilson's Law

A person’s rank is in reverse relation to the speed of his speech.

人物の序列は話す速さに反比例する

ウィルソンの法則

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Schmidt's Law

If you mess with a thing long enough, it’ll break.

物を十分いじくり回したら、壊れる

シュミットの法則

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Robertson's Law

Quality assurance doesn’t.

品質保証は、保証しない

ロバートソンの法則

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Ralph's Observation

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

どんな機械的物体に対しても、自分が急いでいることを分からせようとするのは間違っている

ラルフの観察

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Johnson's Law

Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

誰も組織の隅々まで何が起きているか本当のところ把握していない

ジョンソンの法則

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First Rule of Applied Mathematics

98 percent of all statistics are made up.

全ての統計の98パーセントはでっち上げである

応用数学の第一法則

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Thal's Law

For every vision, there is a equal and opposite revision.

どのような展望(Vision)にも等しく勝ち正反対の改訂(Revision)がある

トールの法則

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Poulsen's Prophecy

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

ものを極限まで使うと、壊れる

ポールセンの予言

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Einstein’s Other Equation

two things are infinite — the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

二つのものは無限である。宇宙と人間の愚かさと。しかし宇宙についてはよくわからない

アインシュタインの別の方程式

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Second Law of Particle Physics

The basic building blocksof matter do not occur in nature.

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