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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 1月, 2016

Rule of the Open Mind

People who are resistance to chance cannot resist change for the worst.

 

物事への変化に抵抗する人は最悪への変化に抵抗てすることはできない

オープンマインドの規則

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Winger's Rule

If it sits on you desk for fifteen minutes, you’ve just become the expert.

 

もしそれが自分の机の上に15分間あったとしたせら、もうそれでそのけんに関する専門家となってしまう

ウィンガーの規則

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Mars's Rule

An expert is anyone from out of town.

 

専門家は町の外からやって来る

マーズの規則

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Hiram's Law

If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any option.

 

コンサルタントに十分相談した後は、選択肢は一杯あることはわかる

ハイラムの法則

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Bloch's Rebuttal To Boob's Law

You always find find something in the first place you look, but you never find it the first place you look there.

 

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Boob's Law

You always find something in the last place you look.

 

物はいつも最後に見た場所にある

ブーブの法則

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Allen's Law

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

 

何事も入り込むより出て行くことの方が難しい

アレンの法則

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Advanced Law of Search

The first place to look for anything is the lase place you would expect to find it.

 

最初に探した場所は、自分が可能性が最も低いと思った場所だ

探し物の高等法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,生活 - Daily life and have No Comments

Maryan's Law

You can always find that you’re not looking for.

 

関係ないものが見つかる

マリアンの法則

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Oien's Observation

The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.

 

なくなったものを見つけ出す一番の方法は、まず別の物を探し始めることだ

オイエンの観察

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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

The location of all objects cannot be known simultaneously.

 

Corollary

If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear.

 

すべての物体の位置を同時に知ることはできない

推論

なくなったものが見つかったら、別のものがなくなっている

 

ハイゼンベルクの不確定性原理

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,生活 - Daily life,経験学 - Empiric and have No Comments

Iles's Law

There is always an easier way to do it.

もっと簡単なやり方がある

アイルズの法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Gumperson's Law

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

物事が起こる確率は起こって欲しさに反比例する

ガンバーソンの法則

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Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law

Nothing is never be so bad that it can’t get worse.

 

これ以上悪くならないと言う事柄はない

ガツーゾのマーフィーの法則の拡張

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The Extended Murphy's Law

If a series of events goes wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

一連の事象が悪くなる可能性がある場合、起こりうる最悪の流れで悪くなる

拡張マーフィーの法則

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Booker's Law

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

ちょっとでの応用は大量の抽象概念に匹敵する

ブッカーの法則

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Zymurgy's Law of Evolving System Dynamics

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger can.

 

虫の入った缶を一旦開けた後元に戻すには、それより大きな缶を使うしかない

ジマージの発展システム力学の法則

 

 

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Stockmaiyer's Theorem

If it looks easy, it’s tough.

If it looks tough, it’s damn well impossible.

 

簡単そうに見えて難しい。

難しそうに見えたら、それは全く不可能

ストックマイヤーの定理

posted by ndaznnez in 悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure.

 

物事はプレッシャーがかかると悪くなる

熱力学のマーフィーの法則

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Pudder's Law

Anything that being well, ends badly.

Anything that begins badly, ends worse.

 

幸先よく始まったものは悪くなって終わる

悪い状態で始まったものはさらに悪くなって終わる

パダーの法則

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Rudin's Law

In crisis that force people choose among alternative course of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

 

危機において人々が代替策を選択しなければならない時、ほとんどの人は可能な限り最悪の選択をする

ルディンの法則

posted by ndaznnez in 人間 - Human,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Simon's Law

Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

 

一緒にしておいたものは遅かれ早かればらばらになる

サイモンの法則

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Scott's First Law

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

 

何が悪くなろうとも、多分見かけは良い

スコットの第一法則

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O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law

Murphy was an optimist.

 

マーフィーは楽観主義者だった

オトゥールのマーフィーの法則に対する論評

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Twain’s Rule

People believe what you say, except when you’re telling the truth.
人々は本当のことを言っていない時は自分の言うことに耳を傾ける
トゥエインの規則
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Dr.Who's Rule

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

 

最初のものは最初に、しかしこれにこだわることはない

フー博士の規則

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Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will.

悪くなる可能性のあるものは、悪くなる

マーフィーの法則

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