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Archive for 4月, 2011

Voltaire's Law

There is nothing more respectable than ancient evil.

古代には不道徳であったものほど現在では品の良いものとなる

ボルテールの法則

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Skinner's Law

The real problem is not whether machines think,but whether people do.

真の問題は機械が考えるかどうかではなく、人が考えているかどうかである

スキナーの法則

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Parker's Law

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

美人は皮膚の厚さだが、醜さは骨まで

パーカーの法則

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Pardo's Postulate

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

人生にとって心地よいものは不道徳であるか、違法であるか、太るようなものであるかのいずれかである

パルドの基礎条件

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Harris's Lament

All the good ones are taken.

良いものは全て持っていかれる

ハリスの嘆き

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Langsam's Ornithological Axiom

It’s difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.

七面鳥(馬鹿な奴)とともに仕事をしているうちは鷹のように大空を飛ぶことはできない

ラングサムの鳥類学の金言

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Kranske's Law

Beware of a day in which you don’t have something to bitch about.

何も不満のない日には気をつけろ

クランスケの法則

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Pinto's Rule

Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

誰かをえこひいきするとそれが仕事になる

ピントの規則

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Rule of Defactualization

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

情報は組織の上層部に上がるにしたがって劣化する

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First Rule for Interns

Never say “I’m new at this” to a patient.

患者の前で「こんなのは初めてだ」と言うな

インターンの第一法則

posted by ndaznnez in 医学 - Medical and have No Comments

Collins's Conference Principle

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

たらふく食べた後のセッションの発表者は短調な声である

コリンズの会議の原理

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Matz's Warning

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

面倒なことから抜け出すことがうまい医者には注意しろ

マッツの警告

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Green's Rule

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

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Gualtieri's Law of Inertia

Where there’s a will, there’a won’t.

意思があることろ”反”意思がある

ガリティエリの慣性の法則

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Drew's Law of Professional Practice

The client who pays the least complains the most.

不平の一番少ない客が最も多く払ってくれる

ドリューのプロ稼業の法則

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Parsons's Law

In a town where one lawyer can’t survive, two lawyers will thrive.

弁護士一人ではやって行けない街では、二人ならば繁盛する

パーソンズの法則

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Yeager's Law

Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.

洗濯機は洗濯の最中に壊れる

イェーガーの法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,生活 - Daily life and have No Comments

Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth

In order to something to become clean, something else must become dirty.

何かを綺麗にするためには他の何かを汚さねばならない

インベジの不潔保存の法則

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Law of Arrival

Those who live closest arrive latest.

一番近くに住んでいる奴が一番遅れる

到着の法則

posted by ndaznnez in That's Life…人生こんなもんだて,人間 - Human and have No Comments

Lovka's Other Advice

Never rely on a person who uses “party” as a verb.

“party”を動詞として使う人間は信用するな

ロブカの別な助言

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O'Reilly's Law of the Kintchen

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

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Sir Walter's Law

The tendency of the smoke from a cigarette, barbecue, campfire, etc., to drift into a person’s face varies directly with that person’s sensitivity to smoke.

タバコ、バーベキュー、キャンプファイア等の煙は、煙に対する敏感な人のホウにたなびいて行く

ウォルター卿の法則

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McClaughry's Codicil

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

敵を作りたければ誰かを贔屓せよ

マックラフリーの遺言

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Mr. Cole's Axiom

The sum of the intelligence on the planet remain a constant; the population, however, continues to grow.

地球全体の知性の量は、人口が増加しているにもかかわらず一定である

コール氏の金言

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Murphy's Second Corollary

If there is a possibility of several thing going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

悪くなる可能性のあるものがいくつかあるとき、最も被害の大きいものがそうなる

マーフィーの第二の推論

posted by ndaznnez in Murphyの法則 - Murphy's Law,悲観主義或いは戒め - Pessimism and admonition and have No Comments

Murphy's First Corollary

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

何事も見かけほど簡単ではない

マーフィーの第一の推論

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