nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 5月, 2016

Dick's Lemma

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

 

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Santayana's First Law

Sanity is madness put to good use.

 

正気とは、うまく利用できる狂気のことである

サンタヤナの第一法則

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Voltaire's Law

There is nothing more respectable than ancient evil.

 

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Law of Arrival

Those who live closest arrive latest.

 

近くに住んでいる奴らが一番遅い

到着の法則

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Kagel's Law

Anything adjustable will eventually need adjustment.

 

調節可能なものは、いずれは調整が必要だ

ケーゲルの法則

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Bocklage's Law

He who laugh last — probably didn’t get the joke.

 

最後に笑った奴は多分ジョークがわかっていない

ボックレージの法則

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Berra's Law

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

 

八方美人は嫌われる

ベラの法則

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Munder's Theorem

For every “10” there are ten “1’s.”

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Cohen's Law

People are divided into two groups — the righteous and unrighteous — and the righteous do the dividing.

 

人々は高潔な人達とそうでない人たちに分けられる。この分別は前者によって行われる

コーエンの法則

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Kent Family Law

Never change your plans because of the weather.

 

天気を理由にして計画を変えるな

ケントの家族の法則

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Tussman's Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

 

自分の時が来たという勘違いは誰にでもある

タスマンの法則

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The Ire Principle

Never try to pacify anyone at the height of their rage.

 

相手と同じ興奮状態でなだめようとするな

アイルの原則

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McClaughry's Codicil to Jones's Motto

To make an enemy, do someone favor.

 

敵を作りたければ誰かを贔屓せよ

マクラフリーのジョーンズの信条に対する追加条項

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Jones's Motto

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

 

友は来ては去る、敵は増える一方

ジョーンズの信条

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Lawry's Lament

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral.

 

どんなに仲の良い友でもお互いの葬式に参列することができない

ローリーの嘆き

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Tom's Law

When you finally meet the perfect woman, she will be waiting for the perfect man.

 

ついに完璧な女性に出会っても、彼女は完璧な男性を待っている

トムの法則

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Law of Aspersion

If you say something bad about someone, you will discover that the same criticism applies to you.

 

誰かの悪口を言うと、その批判が自分にも当てはまることに気付く

中傷の法則

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Friedman's Response to the Feminist Dictum

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

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The Feminist Dictum

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

 

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Liz Tailor's Observation

The problem with people who have no voice is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

 

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F.P. Jones's Observation

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.

 

子供たちは予測がつかない、次に何をしでかすか一貫性がない。

F.P.ジョーンズの観察

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The Party Law

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.

 

一杯作れば作るほど客は食べない

パーティの法則

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O'Reilly's Law of the Kintchen

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

 

清潔など不可能に近い

オライリーの台所の法則

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Jones's Law of TV Programming

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

 

見たいショー番組が2つしかない時、その2つは同時に放映される

ジョーンズのテレビ番組の法則

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Seymoure's Investment Principle

Never invest ion anything that eats.

 

物を食べるものには決して投資するな

セイモアの投資の原則

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Law of Life's Highway

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

 

すべてがうまく行っているようであれば、車線を間違えている

人生のハイウェイの法則

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