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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Archive for 10月, 2016

Ely's Law

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
正しい衣装を着て、それにふさわしい役を演じろ
エリーの法則

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Sy's Law of science

Sometimes it takes several years to recognize the obvious.
明白なものでもそれが認識されるまで数年かかることが時々ある
サイの科学の法則

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Finagle`s Creed

Science is true. Don’t be missed by facts.
科学は真実だ。事実に惑わされるな
フィナグルの信条

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Finagle's Advice

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
チームワークは必要だ。他の人間のせいにできる
フィナグルの助言

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Ground Rule for Workers

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
自分が何をやらされてるいかわからない場合は、丁寧にやれ
労働者の基盤法則

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Felson's Law

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
独りから盗むのは盗用、大勢から盗むのは研究
フェルソンの法則

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Handy Guide to Modern science

1. If it’s green or it wriggles, it’s biology.
2. If it sticks, it’s chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
1. 緑色でにょろにょろしているならば、生物学である
2. くっついてはなれないのなら、化学である
3. 役に経たないのならば、物理学である
近代科学のハンディガイド

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Second Law of Particle physics

The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

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First Law of Particle Physics

The shorter the life of the particle, the more it cost to produce.
粒子の寿命が短ければ短い程それを生成するコストは高い
粒子力学の第一法則

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Freivald's Law

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.
馬鹿だけが、他の馬鹿のやったことを再現できる
フライバルドの法則

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Futility Factor

No effort is ever a complete failure—it can always serve as a negative example.

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Souder's Law

Repetition does not establish validity.
反復したからと言って有効性が増すことはない
スーダの法則

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Tenenbaum's Law of Replicability

The most interesting results happen only once.
最も興味深い結果はただ一回しか出現しない
テネンバウムの再現性の法則

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Young's Law

All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Corollary
The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.
すべての偉大な発見は間違いからもたらされた
推論
基金が多ければ多い程、間違いを作るのに時間がかかる
ヤングの法則

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Wingo's Axiom

All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing without thinking.
すべてのフィナグルの法則は、何も考えないという単純な技法を学ぶことによって回避できる
ウィンゴの金言

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Finagle's Fourth Law

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
一旦失敗したら、それを挽回しようとする企てはもっと悪くする
フィナグルの第4の法則

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Finagle's Third Law

In any correction of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Corollaries
1. No one whom you ask for help will see it.
2. Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see it immediately.

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Finagle’s Second Law

No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, (c) believe it happened to his own pet theory.
期待されていた結果がどうあれ、必ず (a) 曲解する奴 (b) 真似する奴(c) 自分の理論のせいでそうなったと信じる奴がいる
フィナグルの第二法則

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Finagle's First Law

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
実験がうまく行ったのならば、何かがおかしい
フィナグルの第一法則

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Finagle’s Rules

1. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
2. Always keep a record data—it indicates you’ve been working.
3. Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
4. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
5. Experiments should be reproducible—they should all fail in the same way.
6. Do not believe in miracles—rely on them.

1. その課題をよく研究したいならば、その中身を良く知れ
2. 常にデータを記録しろ — 自分が働いていたことの証拠になる
3. まずカーブを描け、それからデータをプロットしろ
4.
5. 実験は再現性がなければならない — 他の奴らも同じやり方で失敗しなければならない
6. 奇跡を信じるな – 奇跡に頼れ

フィナグルの規則

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Non-reciprocal Laws of Expectations

Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.

否定的な期待を持つと否定的な結果になる
期待していると否定的結果になる

期待の不平衡法則

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Fourth Law of Revision

After painstaking and careful analysis of a sample, you are always told that it is the wrong sample and doesn’t apply to the problem.

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Harvard's Law

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

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Edington's Theory

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
生物学的現象に対して立てられた仮説はその知識の量に反比例する
エディントンの理論

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Gordon's Law

If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.
その研究プロジェクトが実施に値しないものであるならば、うまくやる価値もない
ゴードンの法則

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Williams and Holland's Law

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
十分なデータが集まったら、どんなことでも統計学的手法で証明できる
ウィリアムズとホランドの法則

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