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Archive for 2月, 2017

Matz’s Maxim

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

考えるのに疲れた時点での考えを結論と言う

マッツの金言

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Stewart’s Second Corollary

The magnitude of the catastrophe is directly proportional to the number of people watching.

災難の大きさは見ている人の数に比例する

スチュアートの第二の推論

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Hanlon’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Campbell’s Law

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

何もしなければしないほど、物事が悪くなりにくい

キャンベルの法則

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Hawkins’s Theory of Progress

Progress does not consist in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right. It consists in replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong.

進歩とは悪い理論を良い理論で置き換えることではない。悪い理論をわずかに悪い理論で置き換える事だ。

ホーキンスの進歩の理論

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Irene’s Law

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

悪いいことを行うのに正しいやり方などはない

イレーヌの法則

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Halgren’s Solution

When in trouble, obfuscate.

困った時はうやむやにしろ

ハルグレンの解

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Merkin’s Maxim

When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.

良く分からない時は、このトレンドは続く、としておけ

マーキンの金言

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Lee’s Law

It takes less time to do something right than it takes to explain why you did it wrong.

何かを間違ってやってしまったことを説明する時間よりも、正しく行うために必要な時間のほうが短い

リーの法則

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Dunlap’s Laws of Physics

1.Fact is solidified opinion.
2.Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure.
3.Truth is elastic.

1.事実とは、意見を固形物化したものである
2.事実は極度の温度と圧力により弱められる
3.真実は伸縮自在である

ダンラップの物理学の法則

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Murphy’s Law of Topology

The shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral.

2点間を結ぶ最短距離は下向きの螺旋である

マーフィーの位相幾何学の法則

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Einstein on Love

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

引力は人々が恋に落ちることに対して責任を持たない

アインシュタインの恋についてのコメント

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Gualtieri’s Law of Inertia

Where there is will, there is a Won’t.

意志のある所、したくない意志あり

ガルティエリの慣性の法則

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Von Braun’s Advice

I have learned to use the word “impossibleh” with the greatest caution.

私は「不可能」と言う言葉を使うときには最大限の注意を払わなければならないことを学んだ

フォン ブラウンの助言

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Law of Probable Dispersal

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

ファンにぶつかったものは何であれ、均等に飛び散ることはない

確率分散の法則

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Clarke’s Second Law

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

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Tussman’s Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

自分の時が来たという勘違いは誰にでもある

タスマンの法則

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Clarke’s First Law

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something s possible, he is almost certainly right.When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

高名な、年取った学者が、可能だと言ったならば、それはほとんど全く正しい。不可能と言った場合は、それが間違っている可能性が非常に高い

クラークの第一法則

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Murphy’s Uncertainty Principle

You can know something has gone wrong only you make an odd number of mistakes.

間違いを奇数回犯して初めて何かがおかしくなったと知覚できる

マーフィーの不確定性原理

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Ginsberg’s Theorem

1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even quit the game.

1. 勝てない
2. 引き分けにもできない
3. 抜け出せない

ギンズバーグの定理

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Maahs’s Law

Things go right so they can go wrong.

物事が悪くなることができるようになるために、物事は良くなる

マーの法則

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Groya’s Law of Epistemology

What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

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Kohn’s Corollary to Murphys’slaw

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

 

 

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