Murphy’s First Law of Technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.



Hadley’s Laws of Clothing Shopping

1. If you like it, they don’t have it in your size.

2. If you like it and it’s in your size, it doesn’t fit anyway.

3. If you like it and it fits, you can’t afford it.

1. 気に入っても合うサイズがない

2. 気に入ってサイズが合っても、とにかく似合わない

3. 気に入って、似合うとしても、高くて買えない