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Voltaire's Charity Principle

The one who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

自噴の意思で募金をするのは、その金がもう自分のものでないからである

 

ボルテールの慈善原理

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Whitehorn's Rule

Never talk about money with people who  have much more or much less than youu.

自分より多くのお金を持っているか、少なく持っている人間と、金の話をするな

 

ホワイトホーンの規則

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MacDonald's Law

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.

コンサルタントとは、会社に数字を聞いて、それを返す不思議な人達である

 

マクドナルドの法則

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Buffett's Poker Principle

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the patsy is, you’re patsy.

30分間ゲームをしていて誰がカモかわからない時は、お前がカモだ

 

バフェットのポーカー原理

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The Callaway's Lamanet

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
不渡りの小切手ほど早く移動するものはない
キャラウェイの嘆き

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Gerald's Law

When there sufficient funds in the checking account, check take two weeks to clear. When there insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.
口座の残高が十分あるときは、決済に2週間かかるが、そうでない時は一晩で決済される
ジェラルドの法則

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Linton's Law

Growth is directly proportional to promises made;
profit is inversely proportional to promises kept.
成長はした約束に比例する
収益は守った約束に反比例する
リントンの法則
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Law of Institutions

The opulence of the front-office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
受付の装飾の華やかさは、その企業の基本的支払い能力に反比例する
団体の法則
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John's Collateral Corollary

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
ローンを組むのに、まずそれが必要ないことを証明しなければならない
ジョンの並行的な推論
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Charles Osgood's Axiom

Nobody thinks he makes too much money.

誰も彼が儲け過ぎだと思わない

チャールズ オスグッドの金言

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Jeff's Theory of the Stock Market

The price of a stock moves inversely to the number of shares purchased.

株価の上昇は買った株数に反比例する

ジェフの株式市場の理論

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De Balzak's Axiom

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.

大金の影に犯罪あり

バルザックの金言

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Heisenberg's Principle of Investment

You may know where the market is going, but you can’t possibly know where it’s going after that.

市場はどう動くか知ることはできる、しかしその後どうなるかは到底知ることはできない

ハイゼンベルクの投資の原理

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Marks's Law of Monetary Equalization

A fool and money are soon partners.

馬鹿と金はすぐにくっつく

マークスの同化法則

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Kamin’s Law

When attempting predict and forecast macro-economic moves of economic legislation by a politician, never be misled by what he says; instead – watch he does.
政治家の経済政策によるマクロの経済の予測をする際には、彼の言動に惑わされるな。何をしているかを見ていろ
カミンの法則
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Whithorn's Rule

Never talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

自分よりずっと多く金を持っているか、ずっと少なく持っている人とは金の話をするな

ホワイトーンの規則

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Armstrong's Law

If the check really is in the mail, it is made out to someone else.

 

小切手が本当に入っているとしたら、それは別の受取人向けのものだ

 

アームストロングの法則

 

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The Decorative artwork Principle

The cost for the framing exceeds the cost of the art.
額装にかかる費用は、中身より高い
装飾の原理
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The Fauvre Principle

Money earned in your own business will be lost in someone else’s business.
自分が稼いだ金は他の誰かに使われる
ファーブルの原理
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Golub's First Law

Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrasment of estimating the corresponding costs.

曖昧なプロジェクトの目的は、見積りにおける金額的困難を回避させるのに役立つ

ゴーラプの第一法則

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Parkinson's Second Law

Expenditure rise to meet income.

 

出費は収入に見合うだけ発生する

 

パーキンソンの第二法則

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Buckwald's Law

As the economy gets better, everything else get worse.

 

経済が良くなると同時に他の全てが悪くなる

 

バックウォルドの法則

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Horngren's Observation

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

 

エコノミストにとって、現実世界はしばしば特殊ケースである

 

ホーングレンの観察

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Yellin's Law

The brobability of winning the lottery is slightly greater if you buy a ticket.

宝くじに当選する確率は、くじを買えば少しだけ上がる

イエリンの法則

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Seymor's Investment Principle

Never invest in anything eats.

何であれ何かを食べるものには投資するな

セイモアの投資の原理

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McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom

If an item is advertised as “under $50,” you can bet it’s not $19.95.

「50ドル未満」という宣伝は、「19.95ドル」ということではない

マクゴワンのマジソン通りの金言

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The Salary Axiom

The pay raise is just large enough to increase you taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take home pay.

昇給の幅は増税分には十分だが実質の収入増には全く寄与しない程度である

給料の金言

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Ruane's Law of Monetary Windfalls

Pennies from heaven are soon followed by a tax collector from hell.

天与の思いがけない臨時収入は地獄からの収税吏によって巻き上げられる

ルアンヌの意外な授かり物の法則

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Allison's Precept

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on futire occurrences in that area.

専門分野の力量を図る単純な方法は、その分野で将来起こることに賭けをしてどれだけ稼げるかをテストすることである

アリソンの指針

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First Rule of Foreign Slases.

Any foreign payments will be at the worst possible exchange rate.

海外決済は考えられる最悪のレートでなされる

海外販売の第一法則

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Bloch's Third Rule for Retailers

The customer is almost right.

顧客はほとんど正しい

ブロックの小売の第三法則

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