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Jones's Law of Publishing

Some errors will always go unnoted until the book is in print.

印刷が始まるまでいくつかの間違いは見逃される

Bloch’s Corollary

The fisrst page the author turns to upon receiving an advanced copy will be the page containing the worst error.

前刷りを受け取った著者が最初にめくったページに最悪の間違いがあめる

ブロックの推論

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Law of Selective Gravity

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

物体は損害が最大になるように落下する

選択的重力の法則

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Lampner’s Law of Correctness

You can’t be 100% right, but you ca n be 100% wrong.

自分が100% 正しいと言うことはない代わりに100%間違っていることは起こり得る
ランプナーの正しさの法則

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Milsap’s Rule

Nothing is as good as it seemed beforehand.

何事も最初の見掛けより良くない

ミルサップの規則

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Frank’s Phone Phenomena

If you have a pen, there’s no paper.
If you have a paper, there’s no pen.
If you have both, there’s no messge.

紙があればペンがない
ペンがあれば紙がない
両方あれば書くべきメッセージがない

フランクの電話現象

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Angela’s Axiom

The last sheet of gift wrap will be six inches smaller than the last gift to wrap.

ギフト包装紙の最後の紙は、最後のプレゼントを包むのに6インチ足りない
アンジェラの金言

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Smith’s First Law of Bridge

If you hand contains a singleton or a void,
That is the suit your partner will bid.

自分が一枚札か、ボイドの場合、相手はスーツをビッドする

スミスのブリッジの第一法則

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Minton’s Law of Painting

Any paint, no matter what the quality of composition, will adhere permanently to any surface if applied accidentally.

どのようなペンキも、その配合によらず、たまたま付着した場所に永久に残る

ミントンのペンキの法則

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Seventh Law of Kitchen Confusion

The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal, the greater the chance your guest will spend the entire meal discussing other meals they have had.

時間とエネルギーをつぎ込めばつぎ込むほど、客は以前食べた食事の話をずっとすることになる可能性が高くなる

台所の混乱の第七法則

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Skoff’s Law

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

子供は決して汚い床にはこぼさない

スコッフの法則

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Sixth Law of Kitchen Confusion

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be one thing your guest is allergic to.

食料品店にわざわざ行って買ってきた材料は、客のアレルギー源だった

台所の混乱の第六法則

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Jeff’s Law of Procrastination

Hard work has a future payoff; Laziness pays off now.

苦労は後になって報われる
怠惰はすぐに報いが来る

ジェフの遅延の法則

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Debera’s Law

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor you are not.

三階建てでエレベータが一つしかないビルでは、10回中9回は駕籠は自分のいない階にいる

デネバの法則

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Kauffman’s Law of Airports

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

ゲートまでの距離は乗り継ぎ時間に反比例する

カウフマンの空港の法則

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Hyman’s Highway Hypothesis

The shortest distance between two point is usually under construction.

2地点間の最短経路は必ず工事中である

ハイマンの高速道路の仮説

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Law of Product Testing

A component selected at random from a group having 99 percent reliability will be a member of the 1 percent group.

99パーセントの信頼度の集団から選ばれたサンプルは残りの1パーセント からのものであ る

製品試験の法則

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Hardin's Law

You can never do just one thing.

たった一つのことだけをすることはできない

ハーディンの法則

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Prescher's Law of Exams

If you don’t know the answer, someone will ask the question.
プレッシャーの試験の法則
自分がその答えがわからない場合、だれかが質問する

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Seit's Law of Higher Education

The one course you must the to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
卒業に必要な科目は最後の学期には開講されない
ザイトの高等教育の法則

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Vile's Law for Educators

No one is listening until you make a mistake.
間違うまでは誰も聞いていない
ヴァイルの教育者の法則

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Sarah's Law

You never begin your summer romance until the last day of summer.

夏のロマンスを夏の最後の日に始めてはならない

サラの法則

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Etorre's Observation

The other lines moves faster.

別の列が早く動く

エトールの観察

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Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

買う前の便利さと実際の便利さは、買ってしまった後は反比例する

グラタムの物欲の法則

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Richard's Complementary Rules of Ownership

  1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throu it away.
  2. If you throwu anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

 

1. 充分長い期間保有していたら、それを捨てても良い

2. それを捨てて取り戻せない場所に行ったらすぐにそれが必要になる

リチャードの所有に関する補足的法則

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Higdon's Law

Good judgment come from bad experience.

Experience comes come from bad judgment.

良い判断は悪い経験から来る

経験は悪い判断によってもたらされる

ヒグドンの法則

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Prince's Principle

People who work sitting down are paid more than people who work standing up.

座って働く人間の給料は立って働く人間の給料より高い

プリンス(Prince)の原理(Principle)

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Ellis's Law

Progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another.

進歩とははた迷惑が別の迷惑に取って代わること

エリスの法則

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First Rule of Foreign Slases.

Any foreign payments will be at the worst possible exchange rate.

海外決済は考えられる最悪のレートでなされる

海外販売の第一法則

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Bloch's Third Rule for Retailers

The customer is almost right.

顧客はほとんど正しい

ブロックの小売の第三法則

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Sigstad's Law

When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.

いよいよ自分の番だという時に、奴らはルールを変える

シグスタッドの法則

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Murphy's Law of Supply

If you don’t need it and don’t want it, there is always plenty of it.

必要でもなく欲しくもないものは常に一杯供給されている

マーフィーの供給の法則

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