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Schulmann’s First Law

Books will exceed book shelving.

本は本棚から溢れるまで増える

シュルマンの第一法則

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Law of Observation

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from away.

Or — nothing looks as good from away as it does close up.

遠くから見て良かったもので、近づいて見た時にも良かったものはない

或いは — 近くから見て良かったもので、離れて見ても良かったものはない

 

観察の法則

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Kaiser’s Comment

Never open a can of worms unless you plan to go fishing.
釣りに行く訳でもないのに虫の缶を開けるな
カイザーのコメント
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Law of Perversity of Nature

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Jenning’s Corollary
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
ジェニングスの推論
どちらの面にバターを塗った方が良いか、正しく決められない
パンがバターを塗った面をしたにして落ちる確率は、カーペットの値段に比例する
自然のつむじ曲がりの法則

 

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Chinese Proverb (Updated)

Never answer an e-mail when you are angry.
腹が立っている俊樹はe-mailに返信するな
中国の格言(現代版)
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Bloch’s Rule

Anything kept for five years without a need for it can be thrown away.
Corollary
Anything that is thrown away will immediately be needed.
5年間の間必要のなかったものは捨てて良い
推論
捨てたものは何であれすぐに必要になる
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Harper’s Law

You never find an item when you replace it.
物を移動させた後、2度と見つけられない
ハーパーの法則
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Nachman's Rule

When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better.

海外の食べ物の場合、できるだけ本場のものから違っている方が良い

 

ナックマンの規則

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Jones's Rule

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance , or a stranger.

率直な批評というものは、親戚、友人、知人、赤の他人からのものは特に受け入れがたいものだ

 

ジョーンズの規則

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J.W.'s Rule

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;  the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

何もすることがないことは嬉しくない;やることがいっぱいあって、やっていないことが楽しい

J.W.の規則

 

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Gingold's Law of Theater

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.

劇場で働いているということは失業状態と多くの共通点がある

 

ギンゴルドの劇場の法則

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Vile's Law of Advanced Linesmanship

1. If you’r e running for a short line, it suddenly become a long line.

2. When you’ waiting in a long line, the people behind you are shunted to a new, Short line.

3. If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.

4. If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line.

 

1. 短い列に向かって走って行くと、突然列が長くなる

2.長い列に並んでいると、自分の後の人から別の短い列に案内される

3.短い列からちょっとの間離れると、列が延びている

4.長い間立っていると、後ろに列ができる

 

ヴァイルの列の高等法則

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Flugg's Rule

The slowest checker is always at the quick checkout lane.

一番のろいチェッカーはいつもクイックレジカウンターにいる

 

フラッグの規則

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Johnson's Law

If there are two objects in your pocket and you try to remove either one, they both come out.

Corollary

Every objects has to be removed before you get the one you want.

 

ポケットの中の二つの物のうち一つを取り出したい時は二つとも出て来る

推論

欲しいものを取り出すには全部取り出す必要がある

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Wright's Rule

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

勤勉は後々になって報いられる。怠惰はすぐに報いが来る

 

ライトの規則

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Dorothy's Law

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら直観に従え。そしてその間違いを除外しろ

 

ドロシーの法則

 

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Hempelmann's Law

The faster things get, the more impatient we become.

早くなればなるほど我々は気が短くなる

 

ヘンペルマンの法則

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Gillette's Law of Household Moving

What you lost during your first move you find during your second move.

最初の引っ越しでなくなったものは、2回目の引っ越しで見つかる

ジレットの引っ越しの法則

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Richard's Complementaly rules of Ownership

1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

1. それを十分長く持っていたならそれを捨てて良い
2. それを捨てて、すでに取り返すことのできない状況になるとすぐにそれが必要になる
リチャードの所有に関する補足的な規則

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Jilly's Law

The worth the haircut, the alower it grows out.
理髪店で失敗した後、髪が元通りになるのは遅い
ジリーの法則
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Law of Reruns

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a return of trhe same episode.
連続テレビ番組を一度だけ見た後、再度見る機会があれば、それは最初に見たと同じ回である
再放送の法則
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The Spare Button Principle

Shirts that come with extra buttons are never missing bottuns.
予備のボタンの付いているシャツのボタンは決して取れない
予備のボタンの原理
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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

The location of all objects cannot be known simultaneously.

Corollary

If a lost thing is found, something else will disappear.

すべての物体の位置を同時に知ることはできない

推論

何かが見つかったなら、別の物がなくなる

ハイゼンベルクの不確定性原理

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Kamin’s Law

When attempting predict and forecast macro-economic moves of economic legislation by a politician, never be misled by what he says; instead – watch he does.
政治家の経済政策によるマクロの経済の予測をする際には、彼の言動に惑わされるな。何をしているかを見ていろ
カミンの法則
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Dyer’s Law of Relativity

Life is short, but a three-hour movie is interminable.
人生は短い、しかし3時間の映画は果てしなく長い
ダイアーの相対性の法則
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Webster's Insurance Law

Damage rarely exceeds the deductible.
被害額が免責額を超えることは滅多にない
ウェブスターの保険の法則
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The Last Law

It’s better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

 

恐怖が続いたままで終わるより悲惨な結末に終わった方がまし

 

結末の法則

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Schulman's First Law

Books will exceed book shelving.

 

本の数は本棚のすべーを上回る

 

シュルマンの第一法則

 

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Glaser's Law

If ir says #One size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
“誰にでも合います”と言う品物は、誰にも合わない
グレーザーの法則
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Relativity for children

Time moves slower in a fast-moving vehicle.
高速で移動する乗り物では時間はゆっくり流れる
子供に関する相対性理論
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Randy's Rule

A ton of anything is ugly.
多すぎるものは醜い(過ぎたるは及ばざるが如し)
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