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Law of Perversity of Nature

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Jenning’s Corollary
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
ジェニングスの推論
どちらの面にバターを塗った方が良いか、正しく決められない
パンがバターを塗った面をしたにして落ちる確率は、カーペットの値段に比例する
自然のつむじ曲がりの法則

 

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Hassinger’s First Rule

Nothing is as simple as you thought it was going to be.
当初そうであったと思うほど、物事は単純ではない
ハッシンガーの第一の規則
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Misap’s Rule

Nothing is good as it seems beforehand.
何事も最初に見たときほど良くはない
ミザップの規則
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Yellin’s Law

The probability of winning the lottery is slightly greater if you buy a ticket.
宝くじにあたる確率は、くじを買えば多少上がる
イェリンの法則
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Law of Selective Gravity

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
物は被害が最大になるように落下する
選択的重力の法則
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Murray’s Law

Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
自分の聞いたことも、言ったことも信用するな
マレーの法則
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Twain’s Rule

People believe what you say, except when you’re telling the truth.
人々は本当のことを言っていない時に限って自分の言う事に耳を傾ける
トゥエインの規則
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Disraeli's Law

What  we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.

予測していることはめったに起こらず、期待していないことは常に起こる

 

ディズレーリの法則

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Canon's Canon

Experience is what causes you to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

経験とは、依然の失敗とは別の失敗をもたらすものである

 

キャノンの戒律

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Smith's Rule

When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.

対立するふたつのストーリーのうち、どれを信じるかの賢明な方法は、人々がどちらが 最悪の状態で現れるかによって選べば良い

 

スミスの法則

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Blake's Generalization

To generalization is to be an idiot.

一般化をする奴ば馬鹿だ

 

ブレークの一般化

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McGoorty's Maxim

One of the worst thing that can happen in life is to win a bet n a horse at an early age.

人生で起こりうる最大の凶事は若い時に競馬で大穴を当てることである

 

マゴーティの格言

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Murray's Law

Law sufficiently complex is indistinguishable from no law at all.

複雑な法則は、法則がないのと区別がつかない

 

マレーの法則

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First Military Law

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

敵が射程内に入ったなら、自分達もそうだ

 

軍事の第一法則

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Macaulay's Maxim

Nothing is so useless as a general maxim.

全般に使える金言程役に立たないものはない

 

マコーレイの金言

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Wolf's Law

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.

理想主義は経験に先立ち、冷笑主義は後に来る

 

ウルフの法則

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Issawi – Wilcox Principle

Problems increase in geometric ratio, solution in arithmetic ratio,

問題は相乗的に増加するが解は相加的にしか増えない

 

イザーウィ – ウィルコックスの原理

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Disraeli's Dictum

Error is often more earnest than truth.
間違いは真実より正しく見えることが多くある
ディズレーリの金言

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Hampton's Homily

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
新しいことを正しくやってのけたときの問題は、その大変さをだれもわかってくれないことである
ハンプトンの嘆き

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Hane's Law

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

どれくらい悪くなるかの限界はない

ヘインの法則

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The Cardinal Conundrum

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.

A pessimist fears this is true.

楽観主義者は我々は最良の世界に住んでいると信じている

悲観主義者は

それが本当であることを恐れている

中核的な難問

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Coit-Murphy's Statement on the Power of Negative Thinking

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.
楽観主義者には嬉しい驚きというものはない
コイト-マーフィーのネガティブ思考の力に関する声明
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Flugg's Law

When you need to knock on woods when you realize the world’s composed od alminum and vinyl.
何事か悪い事が起こらないよう木を叩こうととすると、世の中はアルミとビニールでできていることを知る
フラッグの法則
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Grhad's Observation

We’re making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
我々は進歩している。なぜならば物事の悪化の割合が遅いから。
グラドの観察
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Langsman's Laws

1. Everything depends.
2. Nothing is always.
3. Everything is sometimes.
1. すべてのものは互いに依存している
2. 永続的なものは何もない
3. すべては仮のものである
ラングスマンの法則群
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Huxley on Progress

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backward.
技術の進歩は単に効率的に逆行する手段が得られただけだ
ハックスレーの進歩
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Hofstadter's Law

Things always take longer than you anticipate, even if you take into  account Hofstadter’s Law.
物事は自分が予測したより長くかかる。たとえホフシュタッターの法則を考慮に入れたとしても
ホフシュタッターの法則
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Hubbard's Definition

A pessimist is a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
悲観論者とは、楽観主義者を良く知っている人間である
ハバードの定義
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Glaser's Law

If ir says #One size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
“誰にでも合います”と言う品物は、誰にも合わない
グレーザーの法則
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Finman's Bargain Basement Principle

The one you want is never the one on sale.
自分が欲しいものは決して売り出されない
ファインマンのバーゲンの基底原理
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Tussman's Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
起こるべき時に起こるべくして起こる間違い程避け難いものはない
タスマンの法則
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