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Lerman’s Law of Technology

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Corollary

You are never given enough time or money.

どのような技術的課題も金と時間かあれば解決可能だ

推論

金と時間がない

ラーマンの技術法則

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Non-reciprocal Laws of Expectations

Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.

否定的な期待を持つと否定的な結果になる
期待していると否定的結果になる

期待の不平衡法則

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Jones's Law of Publishing

Some errors always go unnoticed until the book is in print.

いくつかの間違いは印刷に入るまで気づかれない

 

ジョーンズの出版の法則

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Rostand's Comment

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerely of other pessimists.

私の悲観主義は、他の悲観主義者が本当に悲観しているのか疑う所まで来ている

 

ロスタンドのコメント

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P.K.Dick's Rule

Reality is what refuses to go away when you stop believing it.

現実とは、信じることをやめた後も去って行かないもののことである

 

P.K.ディックの規則

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The Old Porter's Observation

There is very few what comes up to the average.

平均レベルに達するものは非常に少ない

 

老ポーターの観察

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Adams's Axiom

Facts are stubborn things.

事実は融通が利かない

 

アダムスの金言

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The 50 – 50 – 90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50 – 50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90 percent probability you’ll get it wrong.

何かを正しく成し遂げられるつ確率が50 -50ならば、失敗する確率は90パーセントである

 

50-50-90の規則

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Gaby's Law

When a series of things starts going wrong, the series has to complete itself.

一連の物事が悪くなり始めたら、これは自分で完結するに違いない

ギャビーの法則

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Matsch's Law

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

いくつかの悪くなる可能性のあるものが悪くならなかった場合は、それらの悪化の最大化を目指した結果である

 

マッツの法則

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Muir's Law

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched ti everything in the universe.

何を取り上げようとすると、それは宇宙のすべてに繋ぎ止められていることに気付く

 

マーの法則

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Jaffe's Precept

There are some things that are impossible to know — but it is impossible to know those things.

知ることが不可能な事柄がいくつかある — しかしそれが何かわからない

ジャフェの格言

 

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Cooper's Metalaw

A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

法律の激増は抜け穴の激増を招く

 

クーパーの超越法規

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Roberts's Axiom

Only errors exit.

 

エラーだけが存在する

ロバートの金言

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Tussman's Law

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

 

自分の時が来たという勘違いは誰にでもある

タスマンの法則

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Law of Aspersion

If you say something bad about someone, you will discover that the same criticism applies to you.

 

誰かの悪口を言うと、その批判が自分にも当てはまることに気付く

中傷の法則

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Law of Life's Highway

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

 

すべてがうまく行っているようであれば、車線を間違えている

人生のハイウェイの法則

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Relativity for Children

Time moves slower in a fast-moving vehicle.

高速移動する乗り物の中では時間の流れが遅くなる

 

子供の相対性理論

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Maugham's Rule

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what thy are.

小説を書くのに3つの基礎がある。残念なことに誰もそれがわからない

 

モーガムの規則

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Newchy's Law

The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of your actions.

人に見られている確率は、やっていることの馬鹿さ加減に比例する

 

ニューチーの法則

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Chartie's Axiom

To think is to say “no.”

「考えておく」ということは「NO」ということ

 

シャルティエの金言

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Mr, Cole's Axiom

The some of the intelligence on the planet remains a constant; the population, however, continues to grow.

地球上の知識の量は一定である。しかし、人口は増え続けている

 

コール氏の金言

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Parker's Law

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
美形は皮膚まで、醜いのは骨まで
パーカーの法則
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McLaughlin's Law

In a key position in every genealogy, you will find a John Smith from London.
家系図の大事な部分には必ず「ロンドンのジョンスミス」という名前がある
マクラフリンの法則
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Cheit's Lament

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you — the next time he’s in need.
困っている友達を助けたら、彼は絶対覚えている。次に困った時のために
シャイトの嘆き
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Robertson's Law

Quality assurance doesn’t.
品質保証は、保証しない
ロバートソンの法則
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Poulsen's Prophecy

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

何かを能力の最大限まで働かせたなら、壊れる

 

ポールセンの予言

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Iles's Law

There is always an easier way to do it.

もっと簡単なやり方がある

アイルズの法則

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Gumperson's Law

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

物事が起こる確率は起こって欲しさに反比例する

ガンバーソンの法則

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Stockmaiyer's Theorem

If it looks easy, it’s tough.

If it looks tough, it’s damn well impossible.

 

簡単そうに見えて難しい。

難しそうに見えたら、それは全く不可能

ストックマイヤーの定理

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Pudder's Law

Anything that being well, ends badly.

Anything that begins badly, ends worse.

 

幸先よく始まったものは悪くなって終わる

悪い状態で始まったものはさらに悪くなって終わる

パダーの法則

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