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Alan's Law of reaersch

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

 

理論は財団が支えている限り支持される。

 

アランの研究の法則

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Murray's First Law

Never ask a barber if need a haircut.

髪を切って欲しければ理髪師に注文するな

マレーの第一法則

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Finagle's Rule

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

チームワークは必要である。これがあるから他人のせいにできる

フィナグルの規則

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Ground Rule for Laboratory Workers

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

何をやっているのかわからなかったら、手際よくやれ

研究員の基本規則

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Third Truth of Management

If sophisticated calculations are needed to justify an action, don’t do it.

行動を正当化するためにきわめて複雑な計算が必要となるのなら、それをするな

管理の第三の真実

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Owen's Law

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

よく知っていれば、その仕事に任命される。非常に良く知っていれば、押し出される

オーエンの法則

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Anderson's First Law of survival for Low-Level Managers

Never be too right too often.

あまりたびたび正しいことを言うな

アンダーソンの低級管理者の生き残りの第一法則

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Einstein on Success

If A is a success in life, then A equales x plus y plus z. Work is x; y ia play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Aが人生の成功だとすると、A = x + y + zである。
ここで
xは仕事、yは遊び、zは口を閉じていることである

成功に対するアインシュタインのコメント

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Conway's Law

In any organizatio there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

どのような組織にも、何が起こっているかすべて把握している人間がいる。このような人間は首にすべきである

コンウェイの法則

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O’Rourke’s Rule

Never fight in an inanimate object.

静止した物体とは争うな

オローケの規則

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Jones's Law

Originarity is the art of conceiling your source.

オリジナリティとは模倣元を隠蔽する技法である

ジョーンズの法則

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Cohen’s Law

What really matters is the name that you are able to impose upon the facts — not the facts themselves.

大事なのはその事実ではなく、どう名づけるかである
コーエンの法則

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Winger’s Rule

If it sits on your desk for fifteen minutes, you’ve just become the expert.

それが自分の机に15分以上あったなら、すでにエキスパートにさせられている
ウィンガーの規則

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Mars’s Rule

An expert is anyone out of town.

専門家は皆街の外から来る
マースの規則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Strong’s Law

A friend is always happy about your success – as long as it doesn’t surpass his own.

友は人の成功を、自分のを上回っていない限り喜んでくれる

ストロングの法則

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Hubbard’s Rule

A good listener is usually thinking about something alse.

良い聴き手は普通他のことを考えている

ハバードの規則

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Dooley’s Law

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

皆を信じろ、ただしカードは切って置け

ドーリーの法則

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Baldridge’s Law

If we knew what we were getting into, we would never get into anything.

もし自分が何に足を踏み入れようとしていたか知っていたら、決して何かしようとは思わなかっただろう

ボルドリッジの法則

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La Rochefoucauld’s Rule

We all have the strength to endure the misfortune of others.

我々はみな他人の不幸に耐えるだけの強さを持っている

ラ ロシュフコーの規則

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Glyme’s Formula for Success

The secres of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

成功の秘訣は誠実さである 一旦見せかけることに成功すれば、できたも同然である

グライムの成功の秘訣

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Helga’s Rule

Say no, then negotiate.

ノーと言え、それから交渉を始めよ

ヘルガの規則

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Shapiro’s Law of Reward

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

一番働かなかった奴が一番アピールする

シャピロの報酬の法則

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Bogovich’s Law

He who hesitates is probably right.

尻込みしている奴は多分正しい

ボゴビッチの法則

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Ziggy's Law

Do a little more each day than everyone expects and soon everyone expect more.

人の期待を少し上回ることをするとすぐにそれを期待される

ジギーの法則

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Allison's Precept

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on futire occurrences in that area.

専門分野の力量を図る単純な方法は、その分野で将来起こることに賭けをしてどれだけ稼げるかをテストすることである

アリソンの指針

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Salk's Law

The secret to happiness is to rely on as few other people as possible.

幸福への鍵は、どれだけ他人に依存しないかによる

ソークの法則

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