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Herman's Law

A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
良いスケープゴートは、解決策と同じ位都合が良い
ハーマンの法則
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Beryl's Second Law

It’s always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.自分が直接絡んでいない問題の両面をみることは、常に簡単だ
ベリルの第二法則
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McGuffin's Law

It’s easy to see the bright side of other people’s problems.
他人の問題の明るい側面を見ることは簡単である
マクガフィンの法則
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Hubbard's Homily

Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.
ある人々は領収書を必要とするかのようにお世辞を言う
ハバードの説教
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Holten’s Homily

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
ポジティブであって良いのは、自分が間違っていることがポジティブである時だけである
ホルテンの説教
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Van Harpen's Law

The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.
問題が解決できるかどうかは解決できる人間を見つけられるかにかかっている
ヴァン ハーペンの法則
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Sten’s Axiom

No problem is so formidable that you can’t just walk away from it.

それから遠ざかることのできない難問などない

ステンの金言

 

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Donner's Dictum

The nicest thing about dictating a letter is that you can use words you don’t know how to spell.
手紙を口述筆記させる時に都合の良いことは、自分が綴りを知らない単語を使えることである
ドナーの意見
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De Beaumarchais's Motto

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

 

議論をする目的のためにそれを理解する必要はない

 

ボーマルシェのモットー

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Wilde on Advice

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.

 

良いアドバイスに対するアドバイスはただ一つ、聞き流すことだ。それが役に立つことはない

ワイルドのアドバイス

 

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The Ire Principle

Never try to pacify anyone at the same level of their rage.
相手と同じ癇癪のレベルにいて、なだめようとするな
アイルの原理
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The Two Rules of Ultimate Success in Life

1. Never tell everything you know.
1. 知っている事すべてを言うな
人生の究極の成功のための二つの規則
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Finagle's Second Law

No  matter what the anticipated result, there will be someone eager to
(a) misinterpret it.
(b) fake it. or
(c) belive it happened to his own pet theory.
予測される結果がどうあれ、
(a) 間違って解釈しようとする者、
(b) 捏造する者
(c) 自分の気に入っている理論に沿っていると信じる者
がいる
フィナグルの第二法則
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Shrank's First Law

If it doesn’t work, expand it.
うまく行かないならば、拡張しろ
シュランクの第一法則
Corollary
The greater the magnitude, the less notice will be taken that it does not work.
推論
大きければ大きいほど不具合の知らせは伝わりにくい
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Halgren's Solution

When in trouble, obfuscate.
困った時はうやむやにしろ
ハルグレンの解
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Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia

If you think big enough, you’ll never have to do it.
十分スケールの大きなことをぶち上げたら、それを自分でしなければならなくなることはない
ライスナーの基本構想の慣性の規則
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Merkin’s Maxim

When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.
良く分からない時は、このトレンドは続く、としておけ
マーキンの金言
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Schroeder's Law

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.
優柔不断は柔軟性の基盤である
シュレーダーの法則
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Nigerian Proverb

When the mouse laughs at the cat there’s a hole nearby.
ネズミが猫のことを笑っている時は、近くに逃げる穴がある時だ
ナイジェリアの諺
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Berra's Law

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
八方美人は嫌われる
ベラの法則
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Ginsberg's Theorem

1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even quit the game.

勝てない
引き分けにもできない
抜け出せない

ギンズバーグの定理

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Pollard's Postulate

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

 

管理職の能力とは即決力と仕事を他の誰かに押し付けることである

 

ポラールの仮定

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Allen's Law

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

 

ほとんど全ての事柄は抜け出るより入り込む方が易しい

 

アレンの法則

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The Three Ways to Get Something Done

  1. Do it yourself.
  2. Hire someone to do it for you.
  3. Forbid your kids to do it.

 

  1. 自分でやる
  2. 誰かを雇う
  3. 子供達に、それをやるなと言う

 

物事を片付けるための3つの方法

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Inge's Axiom

It is useless for sheep to pass resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.

 

羊たちが菜食主義の決議を可決しても、狼たちが別の意見を持っている間は役に立たない

 

インゲの金言

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Matilda's Law of Sub – Committee Formation

If you leave the room, you’re elected.

 

部屋を退出すると選出される

 

マチルダの小委員会結成の法則

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Hartz's Uncertainty Principle

Ambiguity is invariant.

 

曖昧さは不変量である

 

ハーツの不確定性原理

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McKernan's Maxim

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

 

過去の出会いから学ばない人間はそのような出会いを繰り返すように運命付けられる

 

マッカナンの金言

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Jerome's Rule

It is always the best policy to speak the truth – unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

常に真実を話すのが正しい -自分が抜きん出た嘘つきでない限り

ジェロームの規則

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Whilstler's Law

You never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.

 

誰が正しいかは決してわからないが、誰に責任があるかはよく分かる

 

ホイッスラーの法則

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Hoffer's Homily

It’s easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.

 

隣人を愛するより、全体としてのヒューマニティを愛するほうが易しい

 

ホッファーの訓戒

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