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Cohen’s Law

What really matters is the name that you are able to impose upon the facts — not the facts themselves.

大事なのはその事実ではなく、どう名づけるかである

コーエンの法則

 

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The Rule of Way Out

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn’t work out.

いつも、それがうまく行かなかった時のため説明に逃げ道を作っておけ

 

逃げ道の法則

 

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Bralek’s Rule for Success

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.
事態が悪化して行くときに自分と同じ位の損失に耐えられる人だけを信用しろ
ブラレクの成功の規則
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De Beaumarchais’s Motto

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

 

議論をする目的のためにそれを理解する必要はない

 

ボーマルシェのモットー

 

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Lackland’s Law

1.     Never be first.
2.     Never be last.
3.     Never volunteer for anything
1. 決して一番になるな
2. 決して最後になるな
3. 何事も自発的に行うな
ラックランドの法則
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Melnick’s Law

If at first you do succeeded, try not to look too astonished.

一回で成功したとしても、びっくりした様子は見せるな

メルニックの法則

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Owens’s Law

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

優秀であれば、全ての仕事が割り当てられる。本当に優秀であれば、それらから抜け出すことができる

オーエンスの法則

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Fahnstock’s Rule for Failure

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

失敗したならば、証拠をすべて破壊しろ

ファーンストックの失敗の規則

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Baldridge’s Law

If we knew what we were getting into, we would never get into anything.

もし自分が何に足を踏み入れようとしていたか知っていたら、決して何かしようとは思わなかっただろう

ボルドリッジの法則

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Halgren’s Solution

When in trouble, obfuscate.

困った時はうやむやにしろ

ハルグレンの解

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Merkin’s Maxim

When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.

良く分からない時は、このトレンドは続く、としておけ

マーキンの金言

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Nichols’s Fourth Law

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

受け入れ難い結果を招く行動はするな

ニコルズの第四法則

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Nigerian Proverb

When the mouse laughs at the cat, there’s a hole nearby.

ネズミが猫を笑っている時は、傍に穴がある時だ

ナイジェリアの格言

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Chesterton’s Chestnut

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.

それが何のためら建てられたかわからないままフェンスを取り壊すな

チェスタートンの冗談(Chestnut)

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Ely's Law

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
正しい衣装を着て、それにふさわしい役を演じろ
エリーの法則

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Finagle's Advice

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
チームワークは必要だ。他の人間のせいにできる
フィナグルの助言

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Ground Rule for Workers

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
自分が何をやらされてるいかわからない場合は、丁寧にやれ
労働者の基盤法則

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Finagle’s Rules

1. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
2. Always keep a record data—it indicates you’ve been working.
3. Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
4. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
5. Experiments should be reproducible—they should all fail in the same way.
6. Do not believe in miracles—rely on them.

1. その課題をよく研究したいならば、その中身を良く知れ
2. 常にデータを記録しろ — 自分が働いていたことの証拠になる
3. まずカーブを描け、それからデータをプロットしろ
4.
5. 実験は再現性がなければならない — 他の奴らも同じやり方で失敗しなければならない
6. 奇跡を信じるな – 奇跡に頼れ

フィナグルの規則

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Anderson's Raw of Survival for Low-Level Managers

物事を正しくやりすぎるすぎることを多くやりすぎるな
アンダーソンの下級管理職の生存法則

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Owens’s Law

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
優秀であれば、全ての仕事が割り当てられる。本当に優秀であれば、それらから抜け出すことができる

オーエンスの法則

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H.L. Mencken's Law

Those who can, do.
Those who cannot, teach.
できるやつは、やる
できないやつが教える
H.L.メンケンの法則

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Whistler’s Law

You must never know who’s right, but you always know who’s in charge.
誰が正しいかは絶対わからないが、誰に責任があるかは常にわかっている
ウィスラーの法則

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First Rule of Acting

Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

何が起こっても、それが意図的なものであるようにして見よ

 

演技の第一規則

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Hubbard's Homily

Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.

ある人達はあたかも領収書が必要であるかのように人を褒める

 

ハバードの訓戒

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Millard's Law

The absent are always wrong.

不在は悪である

 

ミラードの法則

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Buffett's Poker Principle

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the patsy is,  you’re the patsy.

ゲームを30分やっていて誰がカモかわからなければ、それは お前だ

 

バフェットのポーカーの原理

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Horace's Warning

Beware of superficially profound.

上辺だけの学識を装った者には注意しろ

 

ホラティウスの警告

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Berra's Law

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

 

八方美人は嫌われる

ベラの法則

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Morris's Law

Anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong — the true test is admitting it to someone else.

誰もが自分が間違っていたと認めることができる — 本当のテストは、それを他人に対して認めることができるかだ

 

モリスの法則

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Mark's Rule

Laziness is often mistaken for patience.

怠惰はしばしば忍耐と間違われる

 

マークの規則

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Arlen's Law

It’s amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re going away.

自分が出て行くということを知った後、何と人々は自分に良くしてくれるのだろう

 

アーレンの法則

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