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Disimoni’s Rule of Cognition

Believing is seeing.

信じていることは見ることができる

ディスモニの認知の規則

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Lawrence’s Law

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

交渉達者は地獄へも旅を楽しみに思わせるように話す

ローレンスの法則

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Minsky’s Maxim

No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it’s doing, but most of the time, we aren’t either.

コンピュータは自分が何をしているかを意識するようには設計されていないが、ほとんどの場合、自分達もそうである

ミンスキーの金言

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Harris’s Warning

The real danger is not that computers will begin think like people, but that people will begin to think like computers.

真の危険は、コンピュータが人間のように考え始めることではなく、人間がコンピュータのように考え始めることである

ハリスの警告

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Strong’s Law

A friend is always happy about your success – as long as it doesn’t surpass his own.

友は人の成功を、自分のを上回っていない限り喜んでくれる

ストロングの法則

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Kelly’s Law

There is no right way to do a wrong thing.

悪事をするのに正しいやり方はない

ケリーの法則

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Hubbard’s Rule

A good listener is usually thinking about something alse.

良い聴き手は普通他のことを考えている

ハバードの規則

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Murray’s Definition

A pessimist is someone who has spent time with an optimist.

悲観論者は楽観主義者と共に過ごしたことのある人間である

マレーの定義

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Evans’s and Bjorn’s Law

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

何が悪くなっているかに関わらず、そうなることは誰かが知っている

エバンスとビョルンの法則

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La Rochefoucauld’s Rule

We all have the strength to endure the misfortune of others.

我々はみな他人の不幸に耐えるだけの強さを持っている

ラ ロシュフコーの規則

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Russel’s Rule

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation ? as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

誘惑に負けないか心配はするな、歳を取ると誘惑の方から避ける

ラッセルの法則

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Bombeck’s Law of Heredity

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

狂気は遺伝する。自分の子供から

ボンベックの狂気の法則

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Hecht's Law

There is no time like the present for postponing what you don’t want to do.

やりたくないことを先延ばしするのに今ほど適した時はない

ヘクトの法則

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Frost's Rule

A liberal is a man too broad minded to take his own side in a quarrel.

自由主義者とは議論を自分の側に引き寄せる必要もないほど大様な心の持ち主である

フロストの規則

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Hardin's Law

You can never do just one thing.

たった一つのことだけをすることはできない

ハーディンの法則

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Harrison's Postulate

For every action, there is a equal and opposite criticism.
ハリソンの前提
全ての行動に対して肯定否定それぞれの批評がある

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The Oil Spill Principle

People will accept any bad news if the magnitude of the disaster is revealed graduelly.

人々は災害の全貌が次第に明らかになるようなニュースは受け入れる
原油流出の原理

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Perot's Observation

The only thing most politicians stand for is re-election.

ほとんどの政治家が最も一生懸命になるのは再選されることである

ペローの観察

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Laws of Truth in Reporting

  1. The closer you are to the facts of a situation, the more obvious are the errors in the news coverage
  2. The farther you are from the facts of a situation, the more you tend to believe news coverage.

1. その事態に自分が近ければ近いほど、ニュース報道の間違いがわかる

2. その事態から遠ければ遠いほど、そのニュースを信じる

レポーティングの真実に対する法則

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Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

買う前の便利さと実際の便利さは、買ってしまった後は反比例する

グラタムの物欲の法則

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Mae West's Observation

To err is human, but it feels divine.

間違いを犯すのは人間、だけどそれって素敵

メイ ウエストの観察

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Higdon's Law

Good judgment come from bad experience.

Experience comes come from bad judgment.

良い判断は悪い経験から来る

経験は悪い判断によってもたらされる

ヒグドンの法則

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The Fifth Rule

You have taken yourself too seriously.

自分のことは深刻に考える

第五の法則

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Jacob's Law

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

過ちを犯すのは人間 – これを他人のせいにするのはもっと人間

ジェイコブの法則

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Law of Survival

It’s not who is right, its who is left.

誰が正しいか(right)ではなく誰が去る(left)かである

サバイバルの法則

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Ellis's Law

Progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another.

進歩とははた迷惑が別の迷惑に取って代わること

エリスの法則

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Finnigan's Law

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

遠ければ遠いほど、未来は良く見える

フィニガンの法則

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Simon's Law of Destiny

Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

栄光は一時のもの、無名は永遠

サイモンの宿命の法則

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Linus's Law

There no heavier burden than a great potential.

大いなる隠れた才能ほどの重荷はない

ライナスの法則

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Capp's Law

The closest you can get to your youth is to start repeating your follies.

若さを取り戻す近道は愚行を繰り返すことを始めることだ

キャップの法則

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Twain on Facts

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much you please.

自分に対する事実を集め、自分の良いように歪曲せよ

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