Everything happens for a reason.

If you understand it, it’s obsolate.

それが理解できるのなら、既に古びている

ビトンの最先端のエレクトロニクスの仮定

Kindness consists of loving people more than they deserve.

What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

It’s not thirteen that lasts forever, it’s plastic.

People usually get what’s coming to them … unless it’s been mailed.

Though familiarity may not breed contempt, it takes the edge off of admiration.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

痒みのひどさは手の届き加減に反比例する

ザドラの生体工学の法則

The universe is not user friendly.

宇宙はユーザーフレンドリーではない

スループの金言

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

コンピュータには知性はない。彼等が勝手にそう思っているだけだ

オズバーンの金言

If you’ve been in the game thirty minutes and you don’t know who the pasty is, you’re the pasty.

You can’t fall off the floor.

There is always an easier way to do it.

Corollaries

1. When looking directly at the easier way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.
2. Neither will Iles.

Nothing ever perplexes an adversary so much as an appeal to his honor.

First things first, but not necessary in that order.

最初のものは最初に、しかしこれに必ずしも従う必要はない

ドクター フーの規則

Never change you plans because of weather.

予定を決して天候の理由で変更するな

ケント家の法則

Many complain of their memory, but few of their judgment.

Never argue with a fool — people might not know the difference.

馬鹿とは議論するな。人々はその違いが分からないかも知れない

議論の第一法則

Nobody can leave well enough alone.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Never let the facts get in the way of a carefully thought out bad decision.

You can’t get ahead while getting even.

互角の場合抜きん出ることはできない

アーミーの金言

Any quotation that can be altered changed will be.

Never let observation stand in the way of a good theory.