nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

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Courteline's Codicil

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
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Bechap's Law

Beauty times brains equal a constant.
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Mom's Law

A show-off is any child who is more talented than yours.
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Liz Taylor's Observation

The problem with people who has no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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Strong's Observation

After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident you begin to worry about history.

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Booker's Law

An ounce of application is worth to a ton of abstraction.

 

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Smith's Rule

There is equal credit in being criticized by fools than praised by the wise.

 

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Maugham's Rule

There three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

小説を書くのに3つのルールがある。残念なことに誰もそれを知らない

モーガムの規則

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Goldsmith's Axiom

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

哲学者によって触れられることのない程、愚かな、道理の通らないことはない

ゴールドスミスの金言

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Crane's Law

There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.

 

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The Rockefeller Principle

Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

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Hemingway’s Rule

Never mistake motion for action.
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Hine’s Law

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not they are hanged.
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Booker T. Washington’s Rule

You can’t hold a man without staying down with him.
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West's Observation

To err is human, but it feels divine.

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Coolidge's Caveat

No one ever listened himself out of a job.

 

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Matsch's Law

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

 

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The Aquinas Axiom

What the gods get away with, the cows don’t.

 

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Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage.

薄切りのキャベツ

コールの法則(コールス ロー)

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Sauget's Law

Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.

 

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Murphy's Saving Grzce

The worst is enemy of the bad.

 

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Big Al's Law

A good solution can be successfully applied problem.
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Dick's Lemma

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
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Jerry's Law

Just because everything is different doesn’t mean anything has changed.
全ては異なるということが、全てが変わったということにはならない
ジェリーの法則
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Veale's Rule

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.
良い投球は良い打撃を封じ、逆もまた真なり
ビールの規則
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The Law of Eponymy

Any given law will not be named for the person who created.
Corollary
It’s not who said it, it’s who named it.
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Venter's First Law

Discoveries made in a field by someone from another discipline will always be upsetting to the majority of those inside.
他の分野の人間によって発見されたものは、その中にいる人間の大多数を狼狽させる
ベンターの第一法則
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Mann's Proposition

Any politician who perceives the problem insists upon full credit for its solution.
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Ogden nash's Law

Progress may have been right once, but it when on too long.
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Peterson's Principle

Traditions are solutions for which we have forgotten the problems.
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Shaw's Maxim

Virtue is insufficient temptation

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