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If anything can go wrong, it will.

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Marshall’s First Law

Never let the facts in the way of a carefully thought out bad decision.

 

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Evan’s Law

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don’t understand the problem.

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Davies’s Second law

Never let observations stand in the way of good theory.

 

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Blair’s Observation

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

 

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De Vany’s Law

The future is over-forecasted and under-predicted.

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Strogatz’s First Law of Doing Math

When you’re trying to prove something, it helps to know it’s true.

 

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Crothers’s Caveat

The trouble with fact is that there are so many of them.

 

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Sandy’s Comment

It makes sense when you don’t think about it.

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The Siddhartha Principle

You cannot cress a river in two strides.

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First Rule of Negative Anticipation

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don’t burn your bridges until you come to them.

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Keye’s First Axiom

Any quotation that can be altered changed will be.

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Dunn’s Law

Careful planning is no suitable for dumb luck.

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Levine’s Law

Many complain of their memory, but few of their judgment.

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Nesmith’s First Law

The universe includes no contrary laws.

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Rule of Professional Practice

Once a client is a pain in the neck, that client will always be a pain in the neck.

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Startle's Observation

Hell is others.

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The Voicemail Principle

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, the first put on hold.

神が彼らを滅ぼしたいと思った時、彼らはHold状態にする

 

ボイスメールの原理

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O'Brien's Law

Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.

何事も正当な理由の下になされたことがない

 

オブライエンの法則

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Ellis's Law

Progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another.

 

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Wilde on America

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

アメリカは、野蛮状態から、文明状態を抜きにして頽廃に向かった唯一の国である

 

ワイルドのアメリカに対するコメント

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Churchill's Codicil

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

地獄を進むのならば立ち止まるな

 

チャーチルの遺言の追加条項

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W.C.Field's Observation

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

 

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Jefferson's Axiom

We rarely repent of having eaten too little.

 

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Winchell's Rule

Gossip is the arty of saying nothing in a way that leaves nothing unsaid.

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Morley's Rule

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

スパゲッティを食べている間は誰も孤独ではない

 

モーリーの法則

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Rankin's Rule

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

 

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Law of Retrospection

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

線路を見ていただけでは列車がどちらに走って行ったか分からない

 

回想の法則

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Rogers's Rule

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

 

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Aquinas's Warning

Beware the man of one book.

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The Executive Principle

You can’t steal second base and keep one feet on first.

 

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Avery's Observation

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor as you get up.

 

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