People get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

Ninety percent of politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.

By the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

Prisons are to crime what greenhouse are to plants.

Don’t let what you cannot interfere with what you can do.

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not acceptable at some time been said by some philosopher.

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

愚かだったということで十分説明になるのならば、他に頼るものはない

ウルマンの格言

What the gods get away with, the cows don’t.

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

There is nothing more respectable than ancient evil.

Anything adjustable will eventually need adjustment.

調節可能なものは、いずれは調整が必要だ

ケーゲルの法則

For every “10” there are ten “1’s.”

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

The problem with people who have no voice is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Never listen to your own hype.

If you’re coasting, you’re going downhill.

Just because everything is different doesn’t mean anything has changed.

すべてが違っているということとすべてが変わったということは異なる

ジェリーの法則

It is better to get nowhere fast than to get nowhere slowly.

No one ever listened himself out of a job.

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

Never mistake motion for action.

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is knowing when to forego an advantage.

In matters of dispute, the bank’s balance is always smaller than yours.

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.

2種類のタイプの人間がいる。人々を2つのタイプに分ける人とそうでない人と

バースの区別

After food and sex, man’s greatest drive is to tell the other fellow how to do his job.

食事とセックスの後、男の最大の欲求はそれをどのようにしたか他の仲間に言うことだ

ラコピの法則

You always find find something in the first place you look, but you never find it the first place you look there.

You always find something in the last place you look.

物はいつも最後に見た場所にある

ブーブの法則

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

ちょっとでの応用は大量の抽象概念に匹敵する

ブッカーの法則