What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Ninety percent of everything is crud.

すべてのものの90パーセントは無価値なものである

スタージョンの法則

What you lost during your first move you find during your second move.

最初の引っ越しでなくなったものは、2回目の引っ越しで見つかる

ジレットの引っ越しの法則

Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

The worst is enemy of the bad.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

You can’t fall off the floor.

People usually get what’s coming to them…unless it’s been mailed.

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they’re blind.

The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

No effort is ever a complete failure—it can always serve as a negative example.

In any correction of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Corollaries
1. No one whom you ask for help will see it.
2. Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see it immediately.

After painstaking and careful analysis of a sample, you are always told that it is the wrong sample and doesn’t apply to the problem.

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

A ton of anything is ugly.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Them that has, gets.

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

大きくなればなるほどそれに打撃を与えるのは難しくなる

パーキンスの公準

People specialize in their areas of greatest weakness.

Beware the man of one book.

There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.

A show-off is any child who is more talented than yours.

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first put on hold.

神が滅ぼしたいと思う人間たちは、ひとまずホールドにする

ボイスメールの原理

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history.

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa.

良い投手は良いバッターを打ち負かす。逆も同様

ビールの規則

Faith is believin’  what you know ain’t so.

宗教とは、本当はそうではないのだがと思いつつ信じているものである

パディンヘッドの嘆き