nNEZOU's Murphy's Law Calendar

If anything can go wrong, it will.

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Sandy’ Comments

It makes sense when you don’t think about it.

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P.K. Dick’s Rule

Reality is what refuses to go away when you stop believing in it.

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W.C. Field’s Maxim

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W.C.フィールドの金言

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Schweitzer’s Rule

As we acquire more knowledge, things do not become more comprehencible but more mysterious.

知識が増えれば増えるほど普遍的なものが得られるのではなくますますわからなくなる

シュバイツァーの規則

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The Siddharta Principle

You cannot cross a river in two strides.

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Sinteto’s Rule of Negative Anticipation

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don’t burn your bridges until you come to them.

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Joubert’s Principle

Kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.

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Dick’s Lemma

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

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Hanlon’s Lazor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Pierson’s Law

If you’re coasting, you’re going downhill.

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The Fame Principle

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

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Carson’s First Law of comedy

If they buy the premise, they’ll buy the bit.

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Lewis’ Law

People will buy anything that’s one to a customer.

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Clarke’s Second Law

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

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Chesterton’s Chestnut

Never take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.

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The Rockfeller Principle

Never do anything you wouldn’t b4 caught dead doing.

ロックフェラーの原理

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Strong’s Observation

After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident you begin to worry about history.

ストロングの観察

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Vile’s First Law of Advanced Linemanship

If you’re running for a short line, is suddenly becomes a ling line.

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Launegayer’s Observation

Asking dumb question is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

間の抜けた質問をすることは、つまらない間違いを探すより易しい

ローネガイヤーの観察

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Iron Law of Distribution

Them that has, gets.

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Rayburn’s Rule

If you want to get along, go along.

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Young’s rule of Delegation

When moving a pregnant cat, pick up the cat and let her take care of the kittens.

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Terman’s Law of Innovation

If you want a track team to win a high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
高跳びで勝つためにチームが欲しければ1フィート跳べる7人の選手ではなく7フィート跳べる選手を1人見つけよ
ターマンのイノベーションの法則

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Veale’s Baseball Rule

Good pitching will beat good hitting anytime, and vice versa.
ナイスピッチングは良い打撃を封じ、良いバッティングは良いピッチングを打ち負かす

ビールの野球の規則

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Perlsweig’s Law

What goes around, comes around.

周りを回っているものは向きを変えてこちらに来る

パールスワイグの法則

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Boren’s Law for Cats

When in doubt, wash.

疑わしいときは洗え

ボレンの猫の法則

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Doane’s First Law of Procrastination

The more proficient one is at procrastination, the less proficient one need be at all else.

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Sauget’s Law

Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.

飼い主の足許に長く座っていると、臭って来る。

ソゲットの法則

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Reichart’s Internet Law

The button you want to press is the last one that loads.

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Arthur’s Law of Love

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.

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Ogden Nash’s Law

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.

オグデン ナッシュの法則

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