You can’t fall off the floor.

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always as its best.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Never order anything in a vegetarian restaurant that ordinary would have mean in it.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

The rpobrem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

A man withouta woman is like a neck without a pain.

Any given law will not be named for the person who cretaed it.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

真実を話しているのならば、何事も記憶して置く必要はない
真実のTwain

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Those who do not read are not better off than those who cannot read.

読書をしない人の方が読めない人よりも恵まれているとは言えない
ファーロウの法則

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

スパゲティを食べている間は孤独な人間はいない
モーリーの規則

Ninety percent of everything is crud.

全体の90パーセントはねばねばしたものである
チョウザメの法則

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

有名であることの最後の試練は自分のことを自分だと思いこんでいる気違いが出てくることだ
ソリーの法則

Just because everything is different, doesn’t mean anything has changed.

みんな違っているからと言って、みんな変化したとは限らない
ジェリーの法則

There is no sense in precise when you don’t know you’re talking about.

An unbrakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

絶対壊れないおもちゃは他のおもちゃを壊すのに都合が良い

ヴァン ロイの法則

A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

Mever mistake motion for action.

If it were necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

What the god get away with, the cows don’t.

Hot g;ass looks exactly the sama as cold glass.

熱したガラスは冷えたガラスと同じに見える

研究室の作業の法則

There is nothing so absurd or ridicirous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

There is equal credit in being criticized by fools than praised by the wise.

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Inside every large problem is a small probrem struggling to get out.

大きな問題の中身はそれから逃れようとする小さな問題である

ホーの大問題の法則

You can’t get ahead while getting even.

互角ならば先んじることは出来ない

アーミーの金言

No one ever listened himself out of a job.

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

インクをガロン単位で買うような人間とは争うな

ラソーダの規則