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Law of Aspersion

If you say something bad about someone, you will discover that the same criticism applies to you.

誰かの悪口を言うと、同じ悪口が自分について言われる

Corollary

The only faults that bother us in others are faults we share.

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Cole's Law

薄切りのキャベツ

コールの法則(コールスロー)

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The Ultimate Principle

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown you do not know what you will find.

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Twain in Religion

Profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

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Moreau's Law of Insurance

The problem of insurance is you are always hoping that you are wasting your money.

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Buechner's Principle

The simplest explanation is that it just doesn’t make sense.

最も単純な説明は道理が通らないものである

ビューヒナー原理

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O'Rourke's Rule

Always read somthing that ill make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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Wiliam James's Rule

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.

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De Never's Lost Law

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

どちらがはっきりと知られているか考えるな

デネバーの失われた法則

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THe Denali Principal

When a mammalogist and an ornithologist go exploring, the mammalogist will spot the golden eagle nd the ornithologist will spot the grizzly bear.

哺乳類学者と鳥類学者が探検に出かけると、補修類学者は黄金鷲を見つけ、鳥類学者はグリズりーを発見する。

デナリの原則

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Weinberg's Corollary

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeoing on to the grand fallacy.

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Ruckert's Law

There is nothing so small that it can’t be blown out of proportion.

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Nicklaus's Rule

The older you get the stronger the wind gets, and it’s always in your face.

歳を取れば取るほど風当たりが強くなり、それも顔に来る

二クラウスの規則

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Churchill's Codicil

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

チャーチルの追加条項

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Harris's Homily

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

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Coleridge's Law

Extremes meet.

両極端は一致する

コレリッジの法則

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W.C. Field's Observation

Horse sense is the thing a horse has, which keeps it from betting on people.

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Scott's Dictum

A criminal is a person with a predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

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Smith’s Rule

When there are two conflictingversions of the story, the wise cource to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.

二つの相反するストーリーが考えられるとき、賢いと思われる選択は、人々が最悪の状態で登場する方だ

スミスの規則

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Fitzgearld’s Law

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody.

広く受け入れられている考えの、よく練られた対立の表現は、誰かにとっての財産に等しい

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Groya’s Law of Epistemology

What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

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Avery’s Observation

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

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Jefferson’s Axiom

We rarely repent of having eaten too little.

少ししか食べなかったことを悔やむことは滅多にない

ジェファーソンの金言

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Howe’s Axiom

When you are in trouble, people who call for sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

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Rostand’s Comment

My pessimism extends to tthe point even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.

私の悲観主義は、他の悲観主義者は本当に悲観しているかという悲観にまで達している

ロスタンドのコメント

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The Old Porter’s Observation

THere’s very few what comes up to the average.

平均まで上がってくるのは極く稀である

ポーター老の観察

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R.A.Wilson’s Rule

Reality is whatever you can get away with.

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The Voice-Mail Principle

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first put on hold.

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Wilde’s Theory

Only the shallow know themselves.

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Runyon’s Rubric

Life is six to five against.

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Flemish proverb

What is said when drunk has been thought beforehand.

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