All the good ones are taken.

良いものは全て持っていかれる

ハリスの嘆き

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

Never rely on a person who uses “party” as a verb.

“party”を動詞として使う人間は信用するな

ロブカの別な助言

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles.

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

論理では何が可能で何が不可能か判断できない

スタイナーの格言

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

線路ばかり見ていても列車がどちらに行ったかわからない

回想の法則

When moving a pregnant cat, pick up the cat and let her take care of the kittens.

No one has ever elected a monument to a committee.

Religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

宗教は休日が異なっているために基本的に罪悪である

ラドマンの法則

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

When the tide goes out, you can tell who’s been swimming naked.

To err is human, but really foul things up requires a computer.

The best way to inspire fresh thought is to seal the envelope.

Most people deserve each other.

If players are armed with guns, there wouldn’t be stadiums large enough to hold the crowds.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

新聞記者にとっては、人間は皮膚をまとった物体に過ぎない

アレンの格言

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

運転を学ぶまでは誓うと言うことを真に学んだことにはならない

チャーノックお爺さんの法則

People get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

When a series of things starts going wrong, the series has to complete itself.

一連の事柄が悪くなり始めたら、それは自分自身で完結する

ギャビーの法則

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

できないこととできることを混同するな

ウッデンの規則

You can’t steal second base and keep one foot on first.

The best theory is not ipso facto a good theory.

最良の理論は事実上の良い理論ではない

マクベスの進化に対するコメント

When in doubt, go with your first instinct. Get that mistake out of the way.

迷ったら一番初めの直感によれ。

ドロシーの法則

It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up up shoes.

For every “10”, there are ten”1s.”

すべての”10″には10個の”1″がある

マンダーの定理

Nature will tell you a direct lie  if she can.

There are some things that are impossible to know — but it is impossible to know these things.

知ることのできないことがある — しかしそれすら知ることができない

ジャフの教え

When turkeys mate, they think of swans.

Good breeding consists of concerning how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

He who laughs, lasts.