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Archive for 3月, 2016

Pasteur's Principal

Chance favors the prepared.

チャンスは準備して待ち受ける者に微笑む

 

パスツールの原理

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Mark's Rule

Laziness is often mistaken for patience.

怠惰はしばしば忍耐と間違われる

 

マークの規則

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Just's Law of Traffic Bahavior

The more decrepit the vehicle, the more maniacal the driver.

車がボロボロであればあるほど運転手は気違いじみて来る

 

ジャストの運転の挙動の法則

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Alt's Axiom

A parent will always worry about the wrong child.

親は悪い子供を常に心配している

 

アルトの金言

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The Bering Distinction

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.

Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

哲学は答えのない問い

宗教は聞かれていない問いへの答え

 

ベーリングの区別

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Aman's Law

Management will try to fine-tune the solution before it defines the problem.

管理職は問題を定義する前から解の微調整をしようとする

 

アマンの法則

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Arlen's Law

It’s amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re going away.

自分が出て行くということを知った後、何と人々は自分に良くしてくれるのだろう

 

アーレンの法則

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Maugham's Rule

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what thy are.

小説を書くのに3つの基礎がある。残念なことに誰もそれがわからない

 

モーガムの規則

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Mann's Proposition

Any politician who perceives the problem insists upon full credit for its solution.

問題を提起した政治家は誰でもその解決の功績は全て自分にあるように求める

 

マンの主張

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Murray's Law

Law sufficiently complex is indistinguishable from no law at all.

法律が複雑であるということは法律がないという状態と違いがない

 

マレーの法則

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Newchy's Law

The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of your actions.

人に見られている確率は、やっていることの馬鹿さ加減に比例する

 

ニューチーの法則

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Webster's Insulance Law

Damage rarely exceeds the deductible.

損害はめったに払込金額を超えない

 

ウェブスターの保険の法則

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Kennedy's Comment on Committees

A committee is twelve people doing the wok of one.

委員会とは、一人分の仕事をやっている12人の人達だ

 

ケネディの委員会に対するコメント

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Van der Byl's Law

It is better to get nowhere fast than to get nowhere slowly.

 

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Lasorda's Rule

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

インクをガロン単位で買う連中とは喧嘩するな

 

ラソーダの規則

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Coolidge's Caveat

No one ever listened himself out of a job.

 

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Perkin's Postulate

You can be sincere and still be stupid.

誠実になることはできるが、依然として愚かだ

 

パーキンの前提

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Whithorn's Rule

Never talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

自分よりずっと金持ちか貧乏な人間と金の話はするな

 

フィットホーンの規則

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Chartie's Axiom

To think is to say “no.”

「考えておく」ということは「NO」ということ

 

シャルティエの金言

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La Grange's Law

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

アドバイスを求めるということは、共犯となることを求めているということだ

 

ラグランジュの法則

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Courteline's Codicil

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

 

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De Sica's Law

Moral indignation is in most cases 2 percent moral, 48 percent indignation, and 50 percent envy.

不道徳に対する憤慨のうち2パーセントは道徳観、48パーセントは憤慨、50パーセントは羨望である

 

デ シーカの法則

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Hemingway's Rule

Never mistake motion for action.

 

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Guevera's Axiom

Silence is argument carried on by other means.

沈黙は別の方法で行われている議論である

 

ゲバラの金言

 

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Disraeli's Rule

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is knowing when to forego an advantage.

 

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Mr, Cole's Axiom

The some of the intelligence on the planet remains a constant; the population, however, continues to grow.

地球上の知識の量は一定である。しかし、人口は増え続けている

 

コール氏の金言

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Captain Penny's Law

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and dome of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.

すべての人間を一時だますことはできるし、一部の人間をずっとだますことはできるが、かあちゃんをだますことはできない

 

ペニー船長の法則

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